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[willcute4jewels]

[Today, somewhere CLOSE to the middle of camp, there is a booth with a banner that says "WANTED: Good role models. Gay uncles preferred, but not required. Inquire within!"

There are also two shoutas and a loli behind the booth who can't seem to leave. Good thing they have playing cards and betting chips to keep themselves entertained!]

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[mmmdots]

Um. I don't know many homo uncles. There might be one over on the windowmantle with all the little tiny plastic trophies of Ed the Undying and fluffie bunnies.

[willcute4jewels]

Huh?

[mmmdots]

But not the lobsterfrogman one. He's not very fond of those ones, nope, not at all.

[willcute4jewels]

Lobsterfrogman?

[foxinthefire]

[pinged]

Aren't you young to be playing poker?

[foxinthefire]

Most children don't bet though.

[shurushurushuru]

*oh children whom I find absolutely adorable even when you're doing things like this. I would facepalm if I did such things*

...

Why are you cheating at all?

[shurushurushuru]

Among friends, perhaps.

*crouching down* But many people would try to hurt you if they caught you cheating.

[gant_touch_this]

Is everything all right, children?

[gant_touch_this]

You can't? That's unfortunate.

[lazy_detective]

A little young for cardsharps, aren'tcha?

[lazy_detective]

Maybe I'm a little out of touch, but I thought most kids your age were still working out the finer points of playing Go Fish.