[typed from the hospital basement]

[bad_addict]

hate to be a bother but nobody would happen to have a spare coffin laying around, would they? i'm not a huge fan of them myself but since sitting up makes my stomach put on an impressive gymnastics display i don't think i'll be making it up to the ceiling. oh look i think that backflip just scored a 9.8

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[_superdork_]

I got coffee.

((place-holderish -- essay. I'm on the home stretch! /o/ Also, Kon will not be happy with people swording Maladict despite the disclaimer, so can we please assume that his involvement in this post is revenge-free? Thanks!))

[_superdork_]

...

Just how long were you without coffee?

[bad_addict]

Half a week.

Plus, I... drank something... I don't know. Something bad. That night.

[_superdork_]

... dude.

That night? You remember?

[bad_addict]

Nnnngh.

*which translates very easily to "yes god wry"*

[_superdork_]

...

*this is a sympathetic grimace.*

[bad_addict]

At least I think that it's a little less awkward since things are hazier for, uh. Everyone else.

[_superdork_]

Yeah, um.

I dunno whether we should be having this conversation now or when that caffeine's had the chance to kick in, but apparently what got you got all the other vampires too.

[bad_addict]

All of them? Wow. I mean, I'd suspected that it was a camp thing, particularly given what time of year it is. And, well... if it hadn't been... you know, if it had been something that someone had done, somehow, I...

*crrrnch*

...er. *loosens his grip* Sorry. Dented your thermos.

[_superdork_]

... s'cool. Here.

*Holds out hand for the thermos.*

[bad_addict]

*hands it over*

Do you know if everyone else ended up alright?

[_superdork_]

Honestly, I only heard about it through Buffy. We got attacked by this army of monsters the same night.

*Looking at the thermos a second, then using his tactile-telekinesis (tm) to push the dent back into place. Back to you, Maladict.*

[bad_addict]

What sort of monsters?

...nice. *takes it*

[_superdork_]

Angry salt whales.

[bad_addict]

. . . .

[_superdork_]

Yeah.