SPN ...thing: Bobby's Cooking Tips for Idjits

[caffienekitty]

Title:Bobby's Cooking Tips for Idjits
Format: Kind of a lame advice list with vaguely related pictures. Gen, PG
Warnings: None? Might be grossish? *shrug* Contains caps from 4.14.
Disclaimer:Bobby's not mine.
Summary: Bobby offers basic culinary advice to hunters.
A/N: Very random. Screencaps from marishna and Supernatural.tv

Comments

[havenward]

This is so many levels of brilliant. I love it!

[caffienekitty]

Thanks!

[feliciakw]

Dear Mr. Singer:

After having read your recently published Cooking Tips for Idjits I would like to seek your advice:

What, in your opinion, is the best comfort food to serve to a hunter who has recently had a (very) near death experience? As you say, the best I can do is keep him fed, and though he's pretty partial to anything I put on the table, this has proven problematic, as I really do mean "anything." (I suspect he returned from his (very) near experience not quite right, if you know what I mean.)

As an aside, I do have a nice collection of cast iron cookware, of which I am very fond.

Thank you for your help in this matter.

Sincerely,
Candi Bahr

[caffienekitty]

Dear Miss Bahr,

Well, depends on the hunter, mainly. Any kind of food from his childhood should do okay, but sometimes they just won't eat. That's usually a danger sign; he either came back wrong or is about to do something reckless and bone-stupid with his life. Check him for possession or zombification, and if that's not it then for the love of God, keep him away from crossroads.

You can't go wrong with cast-iron cookware. Aside from being iron, they can be used to bash something that needs bashing and still fry an egg.

Good luck with your fella, Miss Bahr.

Yours,
B. Singer

*giggles

[chocochip_pie]

Here via spn_glee, and I've got to say, this is absolutely brilliant! Bobby's like Martha Stewart for the hunting set.

Never trust a sausage. You never know what really went into 'em.
*giggles*

[caffienekitty]

Well, it's true! :-)

[caffienekitty]

Thanks!

[dodger_winslow]

This is hilarious! Thanks. I needed the laugh.

*still chortling about a radiator full of soup*

[caffienekitty]

Happy to have provided a laugh, and thank you for the rec! :-D