081 - Sam is the master of timing

Jan 08, 2010 11:48

Back here again. This place gives me a bloody headache...Oi! Admiral! You drive like a pissed out spastic! Lookit this, you got the birds upset. Now we're never gonna hear the end of it ( Read more... )

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bythe_books January 8 2010, 18:39:19 UTC
Good man, Howie. Best deputy a bloke could hope for.

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impure_tale January 8 2010, 18:02:23 UTC
Mischief, Monsieur Tyler?

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bythe_books January 8 2010, 18:39:56 UTC
Oi! That's DCI Tyler to you, you noncy French bender!

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impure_tale January 8 2010, 18:41:21 UTC
Whatever you say, Monsieur.

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bythe_books January 8 2010, 18:44:03 UTC
How many times do I have to say: YOU DO NOT SPEAK BLOODY FRENCH IN MY PRESENCE.

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pleasesmirk January 8 2010, 18:41:22 UTC
Oh, good, the brutal one is back.

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bythe_books January 8 2010, 18:44:28 UTC
Too right he is. Anything else you wanna say?

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private - swing's still a sneaky thing. pleasesmirk January 8 2010, 18:48:29 UTC
Well, your 'deputy'? Is pretty lazy and I reckon he cares more about drinking than the rules.

Thought you might like to know. It's been a bit chaotic here.

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private bythe_books January 8 2010, 19:03:30 UTC
Oi, mind your own business, you nosy git! There's nothing I can't sort out with my own men, don't need the convicts butting like they run this place. Next thing you know, you'll think your opinion means something here. Then this place'll really go to the dogs.

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I can foresee Shego getting beat up a lot this week. gotgreenmagic January 8 2010, 18:58:08 UTC
'Birds' is really demeaning, y'know! How would you like it if someone said things about you just because of your chromosomes?

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LUCKILY, Sam probably won't hit girls bythe_books January 8 2010, 19:02:13 UTC
C'mon, now, love, don't get your knickers in a twist. Bird's a compliment, like.

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fullmetalcorset January 8 2010, 19:23:52 UTC
Nothing the rest of us couldn't handle.

Maybe if you spent a little less time being intoxicated, you might live up to that title.

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bythe_books January 8 2010, 19:34:37 UTC
Got any more lectures, mum?

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fullmetalcorset January 8 2010, 19:45:48 UTC
None of a verbal nature.

Things wouldn't be half as bad as they are if public evisceration was mandetory for transgressions. As per most of my suggestions, however, they seem to get mysteriously 'lost'...

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bythe_books January 9 2010, 00:15:19 UTC
You're as bad as some of the nutters I lock up, y'know. A good kicking's one thing, but evisceration? Bloody sick.

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