Re: Crossover!
anonymous
April 19 2010, 04:17:45 UTC
“Fuck, man, I mean fuck. Look at it!”
“Yeah, it is really ridiculous.”
“I mean, the fucking thing never fit my head right. Once, there was this time when my dad and me were in the ring fighting, and he caught the side of my head, and the damn thing flew off and got caught in the tree branches. Such a bitch, man!”
“Yes, well, I absolutely do understand what you're saying. It is really annoying to have hair that's completely wrong for your complexion and coloration. I mean, look at me. Do I really work as a blond?”
“Hmm...not really, man.”
“And I'm a soldier. Should my hair be so long that it falls in my face when in battle? It gets into my eyes when I'm riding horseback, gets in the way when I'm killing Orcs. It makes so much more sense for my hair to be shorter. And definitely not blond
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It's been known to happen, 1/?blcwriterApril 29 2010, 16:08:14 UTC
He’d seen Jim flirting with that cute bartender early on in the night, and then with the burly but hot bouncer guarding the door to the club for the party he’d organized for the crew, and then how later, once everyone had arrived, he’d flirted with both the man and the woman to both their delights and apparently Jim’s. He’d noticed, too, how as the evening wore own, Jim’s Yeoman got more drunk and more handsy until Jim peeled her off and planted her in a booth with instructions to a pleased-looking Chris Chapel, but somehow they’d never quite found the time to chat, not with Scotty nattering on about something or other, Leo wasn’t quite sure because the man was as drunk as a skunk before they’d beamed down, and out of professional interest he kind of wanted to see how long the man could keep drinking before he passed out
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Re: It's been known to happen, 2/?blcwriterApril 29 2010, 16:10:19 UTC
Since he’s not on until beta-shift, the fun lasts quite a while. They manage a breakfast and exchange info, since they’ll be orbiting the rest of the week, and Leo will be able to get down a least three more times. To say he’d had a good time would be a hell of an understatement
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Re: It's been known to happen, 3/?blcwriterApril 29 2010, 16:12:51 UTC
There’s more groaning and thumping on Jim’s side of the wall later that night-the same one-sided noises, and isn’t that interesting, because it’s rare that he’d pick up the same partner two nights in a row, not when there’s been some lovely servers with whom he’d been flirting and talking back at the luau-whatever-it-was. Leo himself had come home on his own, since Sherrilla and K’tan had another party at their club and he hadn’t felt like a string of new fucks-but he’s seeing them for breakfast tomorrow at their place, and who knows where the morning will lead
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Boringly Normal 1/1
anonymous
April 19 2010, 18:05:50 UTC
It hits him hard sometimes, rips the air right out of his lungs. How he's managed to fall into a pattern so familiar and comfortable despite never seeing it growing up, this easy domesticity, Jim has no idea
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Re: Boringly Normal 1/1weepingnaiadApril 19 2010, 19:59:07 UTC
That was just lovely! Makes sense that 'normal' would not be the 'norm' for Jim and how sometimes those little things can wallop you upside the head without you being aware.
And, hanging up laundry is one of those chores that's always better together... or at least hubby was saying that very thing last night.
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“Yeah, it is really ridiculous.”
“I mean, the fucking thing never fit my head right. Once, there was this time when my dad and me were in the ring fighting, and he caught the side of my head, and the damn thing flew off and got caught in the tree branches. Such a bitch, man!”
“Yes, well, I absolutely do understand what you're saying. It is really annoying to have hair that's completely wrong for your complexion and coloration. I mean, look at me. Do I really work as a blond?”
“Hmm...not really, man.”
“And I'm a soldier. Should my hair be so long that it falls in my face when in battle? It gets into my eyes when I'm riding horseback, gets in the way when I'm killing Orcs. It makes so much more sense for my hair to be shorter. And definitely not blond ( ... )
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Only us Jonesers, eh?
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I mean, Jim didn't get his manwhore reputation for no reason - or did he?
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cause I can do either...
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Bones walks in on or catches Jim getting himself off with toys because he's trying not to sleep with his crew. Bones decides to help.
Slash or Het, or Femslash all welcomed.
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And, hanging up laundry is one of those chores that's always better together... or at least hubby was saying that very thing last night.
Wonderful!
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