So much has happened in the past few weeks that it is better to once again create a list rather than attempt to explain it fully, though i will say that it was interesting to go from what may have been the greatest five straight days of my life to hardass work for two straight weeks. Here we go ( Read more... )

So i got majorly screwed over in the moving out of our old house department. Ok, lets establish one thing real quick, despite my lavish playboy lifestyle, one thing you may or may not know about me is that, in all reality, my family (that is to say, the one that i live with, not the one in texas) is quite poor. So poor in fact that we could not ( Read more... )

Now i am in Canada, great ( Read more... )

I think i am beginning to get sick, no not with that diahrea and bad bowels disease that most people get aboard ships, rather i believe i am acquiring a nice case of something more closely akin to space madness. Its the crazy things about alaska and especially about this ship that are getting to me, take the below presented cases ( Read more... )

dealin

To SOVA: Heres to you southern virginia, so sugary sweetened not even with splenda. Your redneck ways do befuddle me so, my hate for you does so quickly grow. A lake named an island people so thick, the icecream shops sell hot dogs and suck lots of dick. The only thing good about you must be, the lovely steph and the sweet little jenny.

To my job: Here's to you Advanced Auto Parts, looking like hell and wreaking of farts. You paid me well and did have much love, too bad your employees are dumber than gloves. Here is my toast it shall be fun, advanced auto parts with you i am totally done.

A toast to Texas: Here i am the lone star state, so full of anger and filled up with hate. The environment here is crazy i swear, but i shall perservere without so much as a care. So here it is texas a toast just for luck, heres to you... i DONT GIVE A FUCK

It has been an interesting week or so since i made my return to DC. Of course seeing my one and only baby brother has been amazing (he recently half won and half bought me a mace from reinassaince fair by breaking a pillar in half with said mace, thats right, a fucking pillar) And of course cathing up with friends is fun. Lee is hilarious as always ( Read more... )

Oh man freshman year has been out of control and yet exactly what i wanted out of it. I am actually able to look back and say that i enjoyed myself and i am not ashamed of who i am or was, which is much more than i can say for high school ( Read more... )