My brain is weird...

[brickhousewench]

Scanning through my spam folder before I delete things (because G-mail occasionally routs legit mail to the wrong place), I spot the headline "Julie EAT THIS, NEVER DIET AGAIN!" And my brain immediately supplies a list of things they could be selling: cyanide, hemlock, rat poison....

Yeah, my brain is a special brain...

Comments

[guy_todd]

I hate those clickbaits that say, "Remove this one food from your diet and lose belleh fat forEVAR". Because I'm curious as to what brand of snake oil they are selling I click. But no matter how deep into the clickbait rabbit hole you go, you never find out! Gotcha. ;-)

[brickhousewench]

As see, that's the ONE WEIRD THING, they don't ever tell you the secret!

[fionaniconnor]

Speaking of weirdbrain, hen i read this post, the "G-" in "G-mail" and the "spot" in the following line lined up, so instead of reading "G-mail," i read "G-spot." I was thinking, 'that's awfully risqué for Julie...'

[brickhousewench]

Ha! You must have missed the year when one of my new year's resolutions was moar orgasms because I realized I hadn't been taking care of bidness.

[fionaniconnor]

MOAR ORGAAAASMMMSSSSS