syv - Longships and Mead

[bornwithskison]

[unfiltered due to late 700-early 800s intelligence + 1950s technology. Who was phone?]

[a rustling of fabric, followed up by the sound of a small table being rooted through and tipped over after not finding anything worth while--and the phone goes with it to clatter onto the floor. He doesn't know it's going all out through the network]

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[thebestnation]

Why would you want an axe!

[bornwithskison]

[He doesn't quite realize where the voice is coming from, but he's figuring it's one of his little new fairy friends]

To go play, little one. Danmark and I always play with little England when we visit.

[thebestnation]

Eng...You know Bri-tan?

[bornwithskison]

A girlish name for our future little brother, but yes. We know England. We know little England very well.

[hugs_arent_free]

You don't know where this is, either? It does have sort of an English look to it. Maybe American. Why do you need an axe?

[bornwithskison]

Another new one?

What's 'American'?

[hugs_arent_free]

You don't know what American is? If this is part of some strange publicity event, you can drop the act for now. I want to speak to the person in charge. I don't remember agreeing to come here.

[bornwithskison]

What act? I'm only here visiting little England with my very, very good friend Danmark. Do not know what this American is, little one.

1/idfk expect a lot here

[danesaxed]

Norge!

[danesaxed]

[He's got his axe on his shoulders, and a big bright slightly maniacal grin on his face]

I ain't really sure where I am either--Ol' Angle really got us good, huh?

ornotlol /3

[danesaxed]

[Another shuffle and the sound of something thudding behind him]

This place seems like it'll be easy to raid, don't it?

I mean look at this village, they're practically beggin' for it!

[Another laugh is heard here and he sighs]

Just tell me where ya are, I've got my hands on my axe! It's all we need, ain't it?

1/2

[bornwithskison]

Did I ever tell you that I love the way you think? You're an idiot, but I like it.

[is_an_island]

Y-You idiot! Go away! I didn't hide them--Just go away, idiot!

[bornwithskison]

You know it's not nice to lie about these things, little England. We'll find it.

We always do.

So just give up and tell us already or we'll make you tell us.

[is_an_island]

No! Shut up! I hate you! I hate you and I'm not afraid of you and your stupid face or anything like that! Because you're stupid! Stupid and ugly!

[bornwithskison]

If you're not afraid, why do you hide from me? And insulting one of my men who has facial burns after our last little visit doesn't make you sound tough. It makes you sound like a coward.

If you're not afraid, find me. Seek me out and fight. Use your fairies and unicorns, I don't care. I'll return tenfold with my friends of the forest.

[puffinparadise]

Stórbróðir. Can I go help find the valuables?

[bornwithskison]

[HEART ATTACK.

O-Oh god where are you we're such a bad brother if we lost you already oh Odin, please help us.]

Littbror--!

[puffinparadise]

I-is everything alright?

[We're being too confused by this pretty house, big brother.]

[bornwithskison]

Are you alright?

[DEEPBREATH don't have a panic attack. It's not the end of the world, Iceland's still safe. He's not being harmed by anyone. It's cool. He's safe...

Right?]