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[born_from_dream]

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Damn it by all the gods!  It's their bathroom too, so why do they have to go make a bloody mess of it?!  I don't care if your drunk off your rocker, just please, put the seat up before you take a piss!  Don't leave toilet paper all over the place!  Get it in

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[frodotheluver]

haha...theres a dane cook bit about bathrooms and how he cant fathom why everything is "so fucking wet"...blah blah it goes on and its funny.

i spent a week up at UMASS over the summer and i completly know what your talking about. except this was a girls bathroom so that means, twice as wet (all the showers), and twice as much paper all over the freaking place...ew ew ew! oh well...good luck with living in such squalor. lol

<3 ash

[featherspy]

If you are gonna trash your bathroom, don't do it the day before the cleaners go on vacation for the weekend, because then you have to brush your teeth in vomit-filled sinks all weekend long.