63rd Draw = Dem's fightin' words. [Video]

[boomchucka]

[It seems that there's an idiot breaking and entering in Luceti lately

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[happyends]

E-eh?! Are there people breaking into houses, really? Oh no.. That sounds really bad..

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[boomchucka]

It is really bad. Makes me wanna ask the Malnosso for a security system.

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[happyends]

You should ask them! I mean.. if they're the ones who took us all to this place, they should at least help us out with people breaking in, right..?

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[boomchucka]

That'd be nice of them!

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[happyends]

Isn't that right? I'm sure they would be willing to at least do that..

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[boomchucka]

If not... Booby traps!

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[happyends]

B-booby traps?! Do you really think the person who broke into your house would fall for those..?

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[boomchucka]

When you go with every door and window, sure!

[Has Selphie thought this through? Not really.]

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[happyends]

Um.. they won't be too dangerous, right? Even if it's bad to sneak into other people's houses, they still shouldn't get hurt too much..

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[boomchucka]

Nah, I won't do anything too bad.

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[happyends]

Ehehe, then it's okay! Please tell everyone if you manage to catch the bad person, okay?

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[boomchucka]

I'll hoist 'em up the closest flagpole!

[Selphie Tilmitt. Epitomy of Chaotic Neutral.]

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[happyends]

H-hoist them up a flagpole..? B-b-but wouldn't that hurt too?

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[boomchucka]

If you hoisted them up by their underwear, sure.

[Unless they managed to fall that is.]

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[happyends]

By their.. underwear..?

... I-I'm not sure if that's the best way to punish people like that...

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[boomchucka]

I'm not going to hoist up by their underwear! I'm not that mean.