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black_magnolia

Create your own tragically hilarious demise!

Jan 13, 2006 01:44

NEEDED: SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO INSTALL WINDOWS AND ALL OF ITS DRIVERS AND MAKE IT WORKAside from that, I'm pretty sure Fate has some unhashed penchant against me. I'm going through one of those stupid things where I don't want to be around anyone, but am also incredibly fucking lonely at the same time. It's a very particular sort of need and ( Read more... )

poop, love and shit like that, quiz

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breakdownbrett January 13 2006, 13:21:15 UTC

i had to install my computers hardware from scratch like 400 times last year, but it's been fine forever so i forget how to do it..haha

i_cunt_hear_you January 13 2006, 15:54:57 UTC

it ain't hard. you reinstall windows from the CD you hopefully still have. follow the directions on your screen.

THEN, go to the website of the manufacturer for your computer. if you don't have an ethernet driver, you will obviously have to go to the site on another computer and then save the driver to disk and install the ethernet driver that way.

it ain't hard, but it's a two-step process. you can call me at some point. i can even walk you through this drunk.

argucide January 13 2006, 16:18:57 UTC

And it's a fair bet she's in just such a state right now. I know I am. Fucking $4 pitchers...

i_cunt_hear_you January 13 2006, 16:46:46 UTC

*she* is doing better than she thought she would this morning... how trashed are we getting tonight?

argucide January 13 2006, 17:19:46 UTC

Well, that's really up to God now.

Ms. Peyton, if you're not busy later would you care to join us in an evening of pomp and revelry?

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younyourcronies January 13 2006, 23:19:00 UTC

Unfortunately, Microsoft is still trying to figure out how to make Windows work ... anyway, if you have a UAB ID you can go into the bookstore and get a copy of XP Pro for like 7$ or something, which is pretty damn good. It should work ...

ever heard of a poop perch? benjaminf January 17 2006, 11:18:01 UTC

you know - it's good to squat down when you shit- so-

if you're using a regular commode -

have a little bitty kiddy type step stool right in front of the toilet-

stand on it and then sit down on the throne--

this will put your innards in a squatting position and actually feels quiet nice...

then shit away

( doc said shit thrice a day to feel very gay)

Re: ever heard of a poop perch? black_magnolia January 17 2006, 17:51:33 UTC

I'm real fuckin' glad I know that now.