Dayum New York City has a failing job market, haha.

My trip to Philly-- well, it's going on without me.

Being an "adult" and being "responsible".

Shoot me in the face.

Seriously.

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And begins carving a path of destruction once more. Well, okay-- not really, but im gonna post here a bit more, because I have way too much on my mind.

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...and the hero enters.

I smell really good right now.

And my arms are tired from swinging wildly.

Girls with coke-bottle bodies are awesome.

If you're a woman living in California, and you're boyfriend doesn't like your big ass, then he's a fucking douche.

Oh, and I'm totally the man for you.

Women with awesome, POSITIVE personalities + Big Asses = Happy Miguel.

And the days I spend with you make me feel like nothing ever changes.

driving to Santa Monica with the Katamari Damacy OST blasting feels good. Someone needs to remind me to do things like that more often.