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billyduran

Fagabeefe. Hey Melio, Fagabeefe!

Nov 10, 2006 11:47

Why do users lie? Tell me, I know there are users out there. Why do you lie to the I.T. person? You can't lie to us. We Know ( Read more... )

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Comments 10

pdmorehouse November 10 2006, 18:27:34 UTC

you should write up a "to do list before calling IT" and send it out to everyone.

billyduran November 10 2006, 20:33:28 UTC

Would that be similar to the procedure list for who to call when you have an issue? After hours when I am not here they are supposed to call the consulting firm, but instead try calling me and then send out a mass email of complaint when I am not available.

pdmorehouse November 10 2006, 20:40:36 UTC

Yeah you could kind of write up a procedures list on actions to take and follow and include an after hours section to call the CG. I would also have the CG look over it and add his .02 in there. I think it would be benefitial for you cause it may cut down on idiot calls a bit.

billyduran November 10 2006, 20:45:00 UTC

Yea, but it sounds like way more work than my 2% raise covers!

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kebias November 10 2006, 18:57:36 UTC

"Why do you people always just tell me to reboot?"

BECAUSE IT FIXES IT, YOU UNTRUTHFUL HARLOTS!

I've had a few of these people. Tell me they rebooted but there are 3 logs and %idle in task manager telling me their full of shit.

here's a fun trick (assuming your account has local admin rights)

1 --> Open command prompt

2 --> Type: Shutdown -m \\computername -r -f -t00

I will shut all their programs down and reboot their bitch asses with no warning.

Extra credit --> If you want to be cuntier, try:

Shutdown -m \\computername -r -f -t20 -c "You're a stupid whore and everyone hates you!"

Iffin you ever fix to get outta that hole, you can easily get a list of computer names and have a lot of fun with batch files before your final departure.

billyduran November 10 2006, 20:46:00 UTC

Well, if I reaked that kind of havoc, my dear sweet boss would have to clean up the mess. I do have a heart, somewhere, ya know!

milomilobaby November 10 2006, 19:36:01 UTC

Hey... i saw that you had my journal on your friends list, but your's isnt on mine. I read a little of yours and you seem really interesting, but I was just wondering who you are, how you might know of my journal? We arent in any of the same communities and we are both in Chicago. Just get back to me whenever. Meanwhile Im gonna add your journal to my friends list.

billyduran November 10 2006, 20:44:21 UTC

Ya know, I think I was looking around for people who took pictures at the Halloween parade and came across yours, read some of it and was amused.

Or, maybe I am a stalker sitting outside your bedroom window right now!!!

milomilobaby November 11 2006, 03:08:14 UTC

ah! (closes curtains)

.... Welcome to my journal! Read! Comment! Enjoy!