So a buddy of mine just found out that his EX-girlfriend is pregnant.  She says it is his.  His freak is epic. 

Going back home this weekend after the joust.  Remember the days when all the older people in costume looked all fat and aged.? Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
 

There is a certain satisfaction knowing that now I get to fly something new, brand new ( Read more... )

I need to have children so I can get out of all this yard work. 

 LARP stands for Live Action Role Play.  People get together, dress in costume and pretend to fight demons, solve a mystery or be some other character.  There are better definitions out there ( Read more... )

Went shopping with the little woman this weekend and tried on a sky blue polyester suit from the 1970s.

Did my John Travolta dance  - point to the sky than point to the floor while wiggling hips.

I miss the days of disco.

I never hear ABBA on the radio anymore.

We have been experiencing some changes in the airline industry which is why I have been busy elsewhere ( Read more... )

 Sometimes the dreams of youth try to cash checks, that the bank of middle-age simply will not honor.

Maybe the little blue pill IS for me.

Is anyone else having difficulty meeting their monthly bills?

Maybe I should cut down on my cocaine habit.

KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!!

Can't be any worse that my buddy who spends over $200 on action figures.

I struggle with depression.  For most guys that makes me a pussy.  So wax my bikini line and call me a pussy cause I feel blue.

We get a ton of vacation days but few are consecutive so the crazy sleep schedule, crappy food, lack of exeercise all contribute to periods of blues.

These blue periods have been coming and going for three years.

It seems ( Read more... )