☆004: Looking for a few good minions

[bigbadkoopa]

Alright, listen up twerps!  Since the Krown Koopa is now finished, she's gonna need a crew to take care of her.  She's a bruiser just like yours truly so I'm gonna need a lotta ya to keep her afloat and such. I also don't take in wimps: if you wanna be on this ship you gotta be NASTY! But not as nasty as me, of course. Heheheheh

Comments

[sanctus_memoria]

You're looking to recruit a crew?

[bigbadkoopa]

Sure am! Interested?

[sanctus_memoria]

I'm- not sure? I'm still looking around and becoming adjusted to this world.

W-What exactly do these crews do? Just...sail?

[bigbadkoopa]

'Just warning you, this place is kinda wacky. With the flying dolphins and some islands have cookies growing on trees...

No clue, in my case you'll not only work on the ship but also help me out whenever I need you. Got any skills?

[fire_temptress]

I suppose whenever you'd like to.

[bigbadkoopa]

Really? I thought Smoke Stack was gonna take you somewhere?

[fire_temptress]

I haven't seen him in about a week... I suppose I'm free to do what I please now, hm?

[bigbadkoopa]

... Really? Where'd he go?

[nuddup_shuddup]

Holy mother o--

What the hell are you supposed to be? You supposed to be a half-assed dragon, or did I drink a little too much? Somebody slipped something in my Jägermeister?? I knew that shit wasn't right.

OOC: Holy crap YES.

[bigbadkoopa]

What the heck are YOU? A cowboy?

1/2

[nuddup_shuddup]

If by cowboy you mean a suave zombie-killin' beast, I think I can agree to that.

2/2

[nuddup_shuddup]

Speakin' of those undead fuckheads, where'd they all go? The carnival?

[dragonaya]

I don't think there are as many nasty people around this place as you'd want them to exist, Koppa-san.

[bigbadkoopa]

Hmph, What good's an evil king without evil minions? Lame!!

[dragonaya]

Well, yes. But I meant that most people around this place are very kind.

[bigbadkoopa]

Hmph... Lame!

[chocogun]

You don't take wimps, yet you're asking people to join online.

[bigbadkoopa]

How else am I going to advertise? On TV??

[chocogun]

I didn't need to look so desperate for a crew to get mine.