"'Never vote for Putin again,' Five cried, pushing into the Master with all the passion of a man as deeply invested in the follow-through of glasnost as he was the man beneath him."
See this is what it should take for anyone to want to block us too, and yet, here we are, and Russia's gotten its Probably More Important Than Us drama all over everything.
So are you tired of lj being down because of something you didn't do? Why not try and earn the punishment you're already going through! It's time for:
THE RUSSIAN HACKERS THEMED CHALLENGE!!
Quick, pithy, immediate responses--within the week, ending April 15th--please, while it's still topical and we're still annoyed!
Anything cracky or DEAD SERIOUS about:
- Russia (again)
- hackers
- the cold war
- this election
- piracy
- Revolution (Gallifreyan, human, other)
- politics
- idk, Three flipping shit over the loss of the Vary Seekrit Eljay in which he records his girlish blushes in Delgado!Master's company, blossoming little woman that he is, and makes snippy comments about his co-workers in an anonymous and passive-aggressive manner
- Ainley!Master
crying a single tear for the loss of the Invader Zim fic he used/composed as Delgado!Master to get through the hard times
- ANYTHING TANGENTIALLY RELATED
In the brief and glimmering windows of active lj, we will fight against the silence. It is what the Doctor would do. Gay porn for great justice! Can you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of Russian-themed gay porn about science fiction family entertainment...
Clearly this action would be totally apolitical, really, but also Totally Hilarious. Write offline if you need to, post when you can. Please comment here or use this tag for your entries!
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