An opera is where you get stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, you stand up and sing

[belladonna_took]

Well, I'm back. New body and everything too. It's too bad they're not using the old Get Me The Fuck Out of Mandos form; I'd have loved to check "elf" or "Michael J. Fox" under the Body section just to screw with their heads. Haven't done that since I used to tie rubber bugs to the end of the Gaffer's hoe

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[manofrohan]

He's sleeping with the father of his adopted child's husband who he currently does not remember. He has also tooken up serial killing.

[belladonna_took]

Oh, that's so cute! I always knew my Bilbs would grow up and find a good man/woman/whatever someday. His father used to worry about the way he was attached to that tree in the backyard, but I always said he'd get over it, and look where he is now!

[bilbobaggins]

Hey, the tree was just a friend!

I thought we'd agreed never to speak of that again? ;_;

[samwisegamgee]

Hullo, ma'am.

[belladonna_took]

Hi, Sam. How are you?

[samwisegamgee]

Not so good, but then again, I reckon I never am.

How are you, ma'am?

[belladonna_took]

:( What's wrong? *pats*

I'm fine. Glad to be alive again. And loving my new body. And so happy to see my son has finally found someone that doesn't have bark and lots of leaves.

[bilbobaggins]

MOTHER!!!

[bungo_baggins]

Hello, dear.

It seems I'm back as well.