6th course: cooking's not just a hobby, kids

[beejinthewalkin]

That was shitty marinara. I say that not just as a pretentious little bitch. I also say that as a trained chef. Heavy on the garlic, low on any real flavor. A good marinara is blood simple, children. You'd think that all powerful gods could figure it out but no, of course not. What the fuck with they come up with next

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[justashow]

Bruised?

How are you at making Chinese-style crab rice?

[beejinthewalkin]

S'alright. We know how to share. Just ask Artichoke

[justashow]

You know, I've never been involved in sharing before I came to this place.

[beejinthewalkin]

Well Head Chef Tramp and I bring out the pervert in others. Its a gift really.

[justashow]

Is that a pet name?

[beejinthewalkin]

Pet name. Insult. Undeniable truth. Whatever you want.

[justashow]

You do realize that you two sound like an old married couple.

[beejinthewalkin]

Yeah, except we're still having really fantastic sex.