Fic: A sizable problem (CW RPF AU, J2, NC-17)

[beckaandzac]

Title: A sizable problem
Fandom: CW RPF
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared is an Olympic swimmer with a problem. Jensen is a towel boy (or something) who loves Jared's problem very much. Smut. Crack. No substance.
Notes: I started this for sadcypress after Wincon because she was talking about teeny swimsuits, decided it sucked, put it away,

Comments

[sadcypress]

OMG YOU WROTE IT I LOVE YOU I LOVE JARED'S GINORMOUS PEEN AND I LOVE JENSEN THE LOYAL TOWELBOY AND I LOVE THE EPILOGUE AND I LOVE YOOOOOOOOU!!!!

[beckaandzac]

I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO!!!! JARED'S GINORMOUS PEEN WILL NEVER NOT BE AWESOME.

[twofourteen]

That was... amazing.

Oh the life of Padalecki Peen.

[beckaandzac]

The Padapeen is a thing of wonder and beauty forever.

[nyoka]

HOT.

[beckaandzac]

THANKS.

[embroiderama]

Heeeeeee! Oh holy crap this is hilarious! Poor Jared with his non-aerodynamic penis!

[beckaandzac]

Thank you! It is HARD being Jared, yo! (Is it aerodynamic if it's water? Hydrodynamic? IDEK.)

[alasse]

AW. I AM SO GLAD JARED AND HIS PEEN DIDN'T SUFFER, BECAUSE JENSEN, THE BEST FRIEND/TOWEL BOY WAS THERE TO REASSURE HIM.
This was so hot, and funny, and awesome :)

[beckaandzac]

IT IS V. IMPORTANT TO HAVE FRIENDS IN TIMES OF TROUBLE. Thanks! :)