you guys see this condom commercial?  nsfw, obv.  and make sure your sound is on.

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for our dear sweetjamielee .  you the woman!


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Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining West Side Story and Muppet Babies. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!

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Title: HATTER <3 NY
Author: bea_tricks  
Genre: Fluff/Romance
Characters: Alice/Hatter, OC
Word Count: 1300
Rating: PG
Summary: Hatter declares his undying love.
A/N: This oneshot is just a little bit of fluffy fun that fell off the back of my multichap wagon.  (That is to say, my Bigass Big Bang challenge fic.  Whether I can finish it in time with a full-time job ( Read more... )

Woohoo, I finally finished enough icons to warrant a post!  Please credit if you snag any, no hotlinking, textless icons aren't bases, yadda yadda.  Comments feed my heart and encourage me to make more.  Hope you enjoy!

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Title: You Remind Me
Author: bea_tricks  
Genre: General
Characters: Jenny, Danny
Rating: T
Summary: Jenny explains to Danny how she feels about his presence there in the ARC.  I imagine this taking place in 305 somewhere after the break-in.

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Title: Life as a Tea Tray
Author: bea_tricks  
Genre: Romance,General Fluff
Pairing: Hatter/Alice
Rating: K+
A/N: Another fluffy little ficlet.  I'm working on a massive multichap (with angst and adventure and everything!), and there are all these scenes that fall off the wagon.  Trying to keep them from going to waste.  :)

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( When Alice got home that day, Hatter was in a mood. A horrible, don't-talk-to-me-or-Im-liable-to-snap-your-head-off mood. )

Title: Compromise
Author: bea_tricks  
Genre: Romance/Humor
Characters: Abby/Connor, Sarah
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Summary:  Silly lil drabble.  There has to be a reason Abby puts up with Connor's misplaced protectiveness.

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Title: Falling Hard
Author: bea_tricks  
Genre: Romance/Adventure
Pairings: Hatter/Alice
Rating: T
Summary:  Anyone else wonder how that flamingo crash went down?  Takes place right after the first escape from the casino.  The T rating might be overstating it, but there's a little suggestiveness.

( She supposed it was too much to ask that they escape from the casino unscathed, and Hatter had been in a very vulnerable position on the flamingo when they crashed. )

Title: Welcome to the Jungle
Author: bea_tricks 
Genre: Humor
Pairings: Hatter/Alice
Rating: K+
A/N: here we are, my first (posted) alice fic, so be kind. …or be outlandishly cruel, that works too. just don't insult my mama.

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