LOL, I'm sure it's a pretty archaic practice and is probably not even accurate in this day and age, I just remember in school being told that. It was decades ago though.
Yeah, just picturing Alfred as Jack's butler was pretty funny.
Please, I enjoy your fic but I can't take it anymore.
Bruce HAS to use lube. There is no way they would be able to fuck without it. It would be extremely painful if not close to impossible for them to fuck like they do. Vaseline, lotion, conditioner, KY- they need lube.
Otherwise this was really good. An interesting mix of bdsm and raw need.
I didn't make a big deal about it, but it's in there. Hee hee.
"He moved behind the man, and kicked the Joker’s legs apart. He squirted some cold liquid down the crack and the Joker grunted as he felt Batman’s finger push inside him."
lol finally someone says it. you can't really have anal sex without lube. everything's too dry. but she wrote it with lube soo...yeah.
in any fic where there is no lube I get kinda worried. it means they've never tried anal sex before and like there's no experience to go on to make it realistic.
It was quite the role reversal, I had another idea but I really ran out of time this week, so many someday. It was a lot more involved, but really I suddenly realized it was Thursday and today I won't have time to write. sigh.
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Yeah, just picturing Alfred as Jack's butler was pretty funny.
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Bruce HAS to use lube. There is no way they would be able to fuck without it.
It would be extremely painful if not close to impossible for them to fuck like they do. Vaseline, lotion, conditioner, KY- they need lube.
Otherwise this was really good. An interesting mix of bdsm and raw need.
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I didn't make a big deal about it, but it's in there. Hee hee.
"He moved behind the man, and kicked the Joker’s legs apart. He squirted some cold liquid down the crack and the Joker grunted as he felt Batman’s finger push inside him."
You're right though. Ow.
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in any fic where there is no lube I get kinda worried. it means they've never tried anal sex before and like there's no experience to go on to make it realistic.
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It was fun to write, for sure.
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It's an interesting concept, to be sure.
Great piece, nikki. : )
Debra
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It was quite the role reversal, I had another idea but I really ran out of time this week, so many someday. It was a lot more involved, but really I suddenly realized it was Thursday and today I won't have time to write. sigh.
Thanks for reading, pal!
Cheers!
Nik
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