A Serious Question

[bariman1987]

I had a major plotbunny at work today, so I have a serious question:

If I wrote a fic series, tentatively titled "Indiana Drake and the Quest for the Golden Lube," would you read it?

Comments

[cissie_king]

Only if there is a scene where Indiana has to choose the Lube of Lubes among a bunch of bottle. The true one will lube anything, but the fals ones will bring instant death!

You have chosen... poorly.

[bariman1987]

I think I can work that in. :)

[porntestpilot]

YES I WILL. POSSIBLY SEVERAL THOUSAND TIMES!

Can it feature an evil bunny that throws glitter bombs?

[bariman1987]

Sure. Would it be okay if I made it an Evil Aztec/Incan/whatever Glitter Ninja Bunny?

Kon: Aztec Glitter Ninja Bunny? Are you serious with this?
Tim: I know! It's not even all that stealthy. A brightly-colored bunny that uses glitter-based weaponry? Yeah yeah, hides in the shadows, attacks from the darkness, but that glitter is really reflective.
Kon: It doesn't even have ninja booties like yours.
Tim: They're called jika-tabi, Kon.
Kon: Yeah, like I said, ninja booties.
Tim: Why do I hang out with you again?

[porntestpilot]

Yes, that's fine.

It's because of the blowjobs, Tim.

[bariman1987]

Would you rather a normal evil glitter bunner, rather than Aztec glitter ninja bunny? I can do that if you wish.

Of course it's the blowjobs. And if Tim doesn't give Kon a damn good reason that he should have to fight an evil bunny that throws glitter bombs (damn stuff doesn't go away!), Tim won't get any more blowjobs. For like, three months. A month. Okay, a week. Stop giving him that look, Tim.