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oceansex October 11 2009, 23:54:28 UTC
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF ZOMBIES /nerdgasms

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aestas October 12 2009, 00:54:01 UTC
LOL I just read this weird ass article:

"1. Zombies have only enough frontal lobe activity to be able to "sense" other zombies or humans.

2. Dr. Schlozman says zombies can only be fueled by rage. The amygdala then, is what powers zombies, just as in crocodiles. To this, Schlozman says "You can't really be mad at zombies, because that's like being mad at a crocodile.""

Great. Zombie crocodiles.

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ALSO. QUESTION. aestas October 12 2009, 01:21:07 UTC
Zombie apocalypse occurs in the Avatarverse.

No bending. What are your melee options?

I'm trying to come up with some but I am failing.

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Re: ALSO. QUESTION. banditjoeykuba October 12 2009, 18:16:14 UTC
Hmmm... Taking away bending, the best options you have are the close-combat weapons. Spears, swords, heavy-blunt weapons (like clubs and such). I imagine the Fire Nation would roll out their tanks when able (which I imagine would only be used in protection of the capital).

But eve with bending, zombies would be a problem, assuming that there would be a high volume of zombies. Even a Firebender can only take on so many opponents and, even after catching fire, a zombie will keep pursuing until it is no longer able to do so.

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FUCKING META aestas October 12 2009, 21:28:12 UTC
Yeah, I'm thinking "zombies just attacked, what are close-at-hand melee weapons." Right? Like even with bending here is my thing:

--The only thing worse than a zombie is a flaming zombie.
--They are infection zombies so that whole "I'm in the North/South Pole, I'm safe, cold climates!" is moot. Same with the FN "I'm cremating our dead lololol!"

So airbending and earthbending can be used without detriment, waterbending so long as you don't pretend you can bloodbend a whole slew of zombies especially if it's not a full moon. Firebending doesn't work in a hand-to-hand situation here...

I'm so retarded 8D

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arcanelegacy October 12 2009, 02:05:02 UTC
That bottom graphic is the best thing ever. I am printing it off and dragging it into my Graphic Design class, because this is the kind of thing we SHOULD be doing in that class. <3

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dustbunny105 October 12 2009, 03:23:44 UTC
Best survival posters anyone has ever come up with. Although "Show no mercy. She's not your mom anymore." kinda made me D: just because. Pretty striking for somehing off a "how to survive zombie attack" poster.

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biodamper October 12 2009, 16:06:08 UTC
"DO NOT USE FIRE"

i have to disagree with that one: molotov cocktails are very handy while fighting hordes of zombies :)

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