Experts: Everything In The World Is Bad For You!

[bandicoot]

LOCAL MEDIA PLEASE REMIND RESIDENT TO CHECK ON NEIGHBORS DURING THIS COLD SNAP AND ALSO MAKE SURE ALL EXPOSED PIPES ARE INSULTED TO PREVENT BURSTING OF PIPES.

Comments

[platofish]

Hey Pipe.....you are getting fat....look at that bulge....

[alexpgp]

You mean like:

"Your mama's wall thickness had out-of-family specs!"

or

"Your daddy's pipe stock was so dumb, he didn't even know 'hot' goes on the left!"

Cheers...

[biglarry]

I insult my pipes on a daily basis.

[bandicoot]

"Your mother was a used car!"

[rymrytr]

What is the matter with you, are you stupid or what? You act like you came from a family of common cast-iron sewer pipe instead of seamless stainless steel. Show some dignity; you can't go around exposed like that. For cryin out loud, put on some insulation - Cover yourself!!!!