013. When Life Gives You Lemons

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Children?

Meet Trinity High's new Sexual Education Teacher.

Attendance is mandatory.

Comments

[threeheadeddog]

but you already told me about sex

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Puppy that's an inside thought.

You can always learn more.

[threeheadeddog]

whats an inside thought

no its sex not science

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Private.

They're both complicated and gross.

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[athena_polias]

Oh boy.

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Congratulations, Medusa.

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Thank you, Athena. saogdkndhm The world is a fucking funny place.

[athena_polias]

Yes, and now you can instill your views on sex and how awful it is on the privileged masses. I don't know whether that is funny, scary or just perfectly ironic justice. But I think I will sit at the back of the class for this one just the same.

I'm sure you will be a great teacher. Uh, what am I supposed to call you at school?

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Goddess Medusa. Just Ms. Steward is fine. The fucking apartment manager decided.

[scrapbot]

Let me be the first to say it.. Bad idea... but, whatever. Not my kids nor do I care enough..

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[athena_polias]

Be nice. She has a tendency to enjoy tearing men's arms off and beating them to death with them. Well stabbing them repeatedly or shooting them in the face actually but I think the other way makes the point better

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Fuck you.

[scrapbot]

Fuck me? Need to demonstrate for your class? Well.. I am a Man of science. For Science!

[threeheadeddog]

booooring they have classes for everything

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[athena_polias]

O.o I swear I am having the most serious deja vu from this thread. Like pictures and everything.