Comments | badfic_quotes: A multi-Sue pile-up, cracked-out crossovers, and more!

dioschorium in badfic_quotes

A multi-Sue pile-up, cracked-out crossovers, and more!

Nov 15, 2009 21:39

After reading my good friend carey_pontmercy's Sweeney Todd post, I decided to find the most amusing summaries in the Watchmen section of FF.net.

( Rated R for sax and vilolence. )

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Comments 17

supercrook November 16 2009, 04:08:47 UTC

Good heavens, Adrian Veidt being distant? (Especially, I strongly suspect, movie!Adrian?) Something is horribly wr-- no, that's pretty much how he is. When he's not being forcibly genial or the Good Boss... no, wait, come to think of it, if they were in a relationship, he'd be just as diligent about remaining all nice and boyfriendy post-Karnak as he was before.

Which is still to say not very, but he's not a complete ninny.

jibacoil November 16 2009, 04:39:32 UTC

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOVE A CACTUS UP EVERY ONE OF THE RORSCHAC/OC AUTHORS' ASSES.

EVERY. GODDAMN. ONE.

xenaclone November 16 2009, 09:51:08 UTC

And then Rorshach will drop them down an elevator shaft...

sarcasmspirit November 16 2009, 07:00:06 UTC

Nietzsche/Kierkegaard slash? Philosophy porn? Can we make this occur?

ladysylvan November 17 2009, 02:18:24 UTC

I do indeed second this.

dioschorium November 17 2009, 02:47:51 UTC

Prompt: Kierkegaard tries to seduce Nietzsche in the hopes of learning exactly what an Ubermensch is.

ladysylvan November 17 2009, 03:07:17 UTC

...I think I love you.

Thread 7

kirihana527 November 16 2009, 19:21:44 UTC

Kyrie's life was not a terificly good one to tell, but soon things were to be turned upside down after a masked hero saves her from a car reck. *Rorschach/OC* Rated M for Blood, vilolence, language, and Sexual themes! NO KIDS! I mean it!

... My actual first name has been used for a Sue. In the Watchmen fandom. I'm gonna go try to get my eye to stop twitching.

ironic_sun November 16 2009, 23:27:58 UTC

You poor sod.

lirielviridian November 18 2009, 14:29:37 UTC

You have my most sincere condolences.

ironic_sun November 16 2009, 23:30:58 UTC

The lives of the Watchmen if they were born in the world of Naruto.

No. Okay? Just... no. Who tells these people that their ideas are good?

Adrian seems much more distant than usual, and Carrie doesn't know why.

Might have something to do with the fact that he's gay and your breasticles turn him right off.