Sweeney Todd Summaries

[carey_pontmercy]

While visiting the Sweeney Todd movie archive at fanfiction.net, I found these delightful summaries. My comments in bold.

Comments

[daystarsearcher]

So the first thing I thought when I saw "Botany Bay" was: "Wait, this is a Star Trek crossover?"

[subieko]

That was my thought, too...XD

Also, he falls asleep on his chair and bad things happen. So...maybe the bad thing is that he forgot to set the lever or whatnot on the chair and he falls through the hole in the floor, thus breaking his neck and dying? That would count as a bad thing, I guess. And yet it's only rated for swearing...

[jibacoil]

I read that as "falls out of his chair" at first and was like WELL OF COURSE IT'S BAD HE'S FALLING THROUGH THE FLOOR.

[jibacoil]

ps I hate you, 13-year-old mallgoth part of the Sweeney Todd fandom. >:C

[ironic_sun]

They chained her and left her for dead! Just for stealing a mouthful of bread!

SWEENEY TODD IS NOTHING NOW. A NEW CANON MUST BEGIN.

My best friends, Kaitlyn, Nikki, and I find a spell to make wishs come true. We use it and wake up the next morning, expecting it didn't work-but it turns out it did! Follow us on our adventure into the 1850s, as we change the fate of Mrs.L and Mr.T.

I'm sure most people wish that they could be dropped into their favourite show/movie/game at some point, even just for sexual purposes. But to wish you could end up in filthy past!London to sort out the lives of a pair of serial killers who force cannibalism on unsuspecting citizens... that's a bit messed up.

[ran_mouri82]

There's nothing remarkable about this summary. The title just reminds me of a Lifetime movie, so I always think of this fic as "Dark Affection: the Anthony Hope Story". Just thought I'd share that.

And then we gasp in horror as Anthony's estranged wife sails out on her own to look for him, and Anthony ends up eating her in a meat pie.

[ladysylvan]

Lovett\Lestrange\Todd\Lovett\Todd!Lestrange

What the...So, in other words, SUPER ORGY? o_o