well, the best part of being supachicken (photo at shacker) is that it really makes people's days. the kiddies jess love it, all the little chilrens.

i found a terrific singing yoga teacher who might become my yogic singing teacher as well.

i'm VERY excited.

ran out of smokes last nite at about 8pm. did not buy more. as always, i'm defining whether or not i am officially smoking by whether or not i am buying cigarettes. and i am no longer buying cigarettes, hence, i am no longer smoking. (i'm not bumming either tho, so i'm REALLY not smoking ( Read more... )

that's the word i was looking for last night as shacker was setting the grill on fire.

has nothing to do with shacker or the grill though.

needed $$ for cigarettes, so went to walgreens like usual. and like usual, instead of using the $1.50 cash machine by the door, decided to buy something and get cash back w/ my ATM (free). so, i bought some nicorette gum, got my cash, and proceeded to walk up the street to Sana Liquors to get my smokes. Life would be easier if walgreens sold ( Read more... )

imagine will farel simultaneously doing his cheerleader and bearded 'lover' characters, crossbred w/ my housemate bill, dancing like chris farley when he had the faceoff w/ patrick swayze for the chippendale's audition. beard, bald pate, 'coach' shorts (the doubleknit polyester tight ones that zip up the front) a polyester tennis shirt (like a ( Read more... )

how often do you use the caps lock key on your keyboard? never? how often do you accidently hit it when reaching for shift or tab? too often?

sometimes the best solutions are the simplest:

pop off the key cap. voila, no more button to accidentally hit.

(thanks svenlein)

hp:
6,000

0-100 mph:
< 1 sec.

exhaust volume:
2.8 on the richter scale

speed at finish line:
330 mph

time to go 1/4 mile from a dead stop:
4.5 seconds

fuel:
nitro methane

fuel cost:
$30/gallon

mpg:
0.02

was watching a show on sea molluscs last night and was amazed to discover that they have teeth lined mouths (oh, wish i could remember what theyre called). they showed an abalone mouth in action and it was gorgeous ( Read more... )

well, i still haven't quit smoking. it's on my list.....
but i did give up refritos. yep, that brown velvet that i'd been getting in my daily chavo's burrito as long as ive worked at bc. i had to quit - they're authentic, which means made with manteca -- lard. and i think its healthier if i don't eat lard in such quantity ( Read more... )