Fic: Complicated [Xiao Qiao/Zhou Yu]

[axtar]

Second Dynasty warriors fic ever attempted and it just had to be because of a cracky MSN convo.

Since it is best illustrated by said convo, it all started with this:

axtar: Wu men? Are all built for Mills and Boons

Cue discussion, contemplation, lots of laughter and headwalling until:

yuncyn: ....SHIT WEI IF THIS CONTINUES WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE

Comments

[iyori]

Aaaaaaaaaah the bakkapuru XDDDDDDDD Dialogue is ace! I seem to remember seeing something of this couple and apple trees.... ah, here it is.

[axtar]

Seriously? I was bashing my head into the keyboard trying to keep them IC, LOL WHAT.

*pounces on pretty art* Mwee~!

Maybe we could work out a deal. 8D *Italian mafia accent goes here* What do you say?

Eh? That's kind of random. Why?

[iyori]

They turned out perfect, so you can start patching up those bruises on your forehead now ;D

*Puffs on cigar* One 500x500 panel for some of dose men. I'll even make it sparkly n' stuff. What say you?

Er, curiosity? 8D I waste my time researching things like these ahaha. Actually, it started because i was unsatisfied at the lack of awareness for protectives in yaoi manga... (WAY TO BE ACADEMIC, GRAFF) Which lead me to look up homosexuality in ancient China *points at recent journal entry*, which touched a bit on concubines and sexual practices in China, and it seems that the people of that time were only too happy to uh, spill inside, so i'm just wondering how they deal with pregnancy.

[axtar]

T___T Really?

A tempting offer indeed...the sparkles are, how does one put it, interesting an proposition. Perhaps I can be moved into negotiation, hmmm?

LOL! I'm thinking they don't bother about it much? Then again, I'm completely out at sea regarding these kind of things.

[yuncyn]

APPLE TREES. NOTHING CAN BEAT THE APPLE TREES, SHIFU. AND LACK OF STRATEGIES AND HAVING IDEAS ON SUN CE'S WEDDING NIGHT JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE DISTRACTED AND UNLIKELY TO INTERRUPT.

MAN, ZHOU YU'S SNEAKY.

*BOWS* *BOWS*

[axtar]

SIFUUU, WHY YOU SAY SUCH THINGS TO ME WHEN YOUR DRABBLE IS, LIKE, AWESOME AND WIN?

And he isn't Wu's stretegist for nothing, OHOHOHOHOHOHO 89

*BOOOOOWS*

[firnheledien]

I have no idea about Dynasty Warriors, but I remember reading the 3 Kingdoms (from the Asiapac comic series) but I really like this drabble! XD

[axtar]

Ooh, I've been meaning to get myself a copy of that (the Asiapac comic)!

Thanks~! ^o^ They are seriously even more awesome in-game than they appear in this drabble though; I need to do them more justice! (>o<)9

[chocolime]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

XDXD I LIKEY WAT U WROTE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[axtar]

WAH, REALLY? *O* Was mentally headslamming into the keyboard when I was writing this for not doing them much justice (because they are just so WIN together). RUSTY SKILLS ARE RUSTY.

Thanks, yo~! ^o^

[futomimii]

asdioajdoasdioasd still not familiar with them characters butttttttttt I really liked that! Nicely written hehe. <3

And like with the other drabble, I will try to illustrate this if I can...? :D;;; Need practice after all lolllllllllll ;_;

[axtar]

It's okay; it's easy to get acquainted with them especially when you keep losing on those 5 star stages on Hard, darnit.

XDDDD! I have faith in your drawing skillzors! T^T9

[futomimii]

I keep dying at Lu Xun's last stage... I don't think I'm doing something right? D: Perhaps my mind is tired from an entire day out so I'll attempt at it again tomorrow and THEN MAYBE PLAY AS ZHOU YU lolollllllll totally inspired by your fic

T^T I WILL TRY?

[axtar]

Hmmm, Lu Xun's stages aren't all that hard if you know the order to go about in (it helps if you have a horse...) It ends with Bai Di right? Or was it He Fei?...

If it's Bai Di (Shu) though, just go whack Huang Zhong first, then clear out the lowest-right checkpoint to allow for reinforcements to bust in. THEN, when Ma Chao reappears near Sun Quan, take him out ASAP (this is important). Once that is done, make your way to the stone sentinel maze (top middle corner) and destroy it by whacking out the gold statue in the center, followed by the random soldiers.

After that, just work your way around the rest - you might want to take Xing Cai from the back (meaning from inside the castle out) to avoid her arbalests. =D

HOW THE HECK DID THIS FIC INSPIRE YOU TO PLAY ZHOU YU, ORZ. 8DD;;;;