Save the Date

[atok104]

Attention All!

Mark your calendars: Camp Dragon's First Ever Butler Day is this Friday, May 8

Comments

[wannaponta]

I would like to begin the day with a big mac.

[atok104]

Consider it done! Any drink preference?

[wannaponta]

Ponta. As many cans as that butler can carry.

[atok104]

Noted.

[ooc: prepare to have crates at your door]

[inappropuri]

I'm going to have to enquire about the butler that'll be helping me out that day. I'll be spending the night in the Artemis cabin. What gender and purity level will the butlers be at? Still with their virginity? Would they be willing to clean the cabin for me? Fox-sit? Clean up after a certain fox?

[atok104]

Thank you for the advance notice, I will distribute an appropriate butler to the Artemis cabin. And yes, she will clean the cabin as directed.

Fox-sitting was not in her training itinerary, but she can certainly clean up after the animal.

[inappropuri]

She'll probably have to sign some kind of waiver of her safety and life and whatever though. Because you know, if Artemis doesn't deem her pure or worthy enough she might be incinerated upon setting foot in the cabin. I don't know. I can't guarantee safety. Is this going to be an issue?

Oh good. I may also need help with preparation of fox food in the afternoon for lunch.

[atok104]

Fret not, I have instilled in my butlers the commitment to go above and beyond the call of duty. Customer satisfaction is their utmost priority.

Are there any other requests?

[highonwaves]

... Is this really necessary? I'm sure everyone was taking your word about how useful butlers were ...

[atok104]

Of course it is!

Experience is far superior than word of mouth.

[highonwaves]

Isn't it cruel though, to show people this life of luxury and then take it away after a single day?

[atok104]

If they're unable to keep a butler, I don't see why I can't be of assistance.

[tsumetaiyuu]

How many do you plan on sending to the Aphrodite cabin?

[atok104]

Four; it'd be inconsiderate of me to overcrowd your cabin. I have, however, set aside another two butlers for standby just in case.

[tsumetaiyuu]

Incredibly kind of you, Atobe-kun. Thank you ever so much.

[fiyahshots]

I hope the one or two you send to the Mars cabin aren't afraid of weapons or my excitable siblings.

[atok104]

Rest assured, the butlers have been designated appropriately.

[ooc: Three butlers. One is specifically assigned to Kin-chan]

[fiyahshots]

Thank you, Atobe-kun.