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[katlocked]

EXCUSE YOU.
I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OT USING THIS NETWORK IN A COMPETENT MANNER, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
WAY TO BE LATE TO THE PARTY.

[biifurcatiion]

hark, what do my eye2 2ee.
that look2 liike an iincrediibly iimen2e load of bull2hiit 2omeone ha2 ju2t triied two feed me.

[katlocked]

IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF, I'M FEEDING YOU AN IMMENSE LOAD OF RAGEFIST.
I'LL BE SHOVING IT RIGHT DOWN YOUR FOOD CHUTE, AND YOU CAN WASH IT DOWN WITH YOUR APOLOGETIC TEARS.
"OH KARKAT, I'M THO THORRY I DOUBTED YOU! PLEATHE FORGIVE ME!"
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GET NOTHING.

[biifurcatiion]

wa2nt expectiing any.
the chance of you actually grantiing me anythiing worthwhiile at any poiint iin tiime ii2 2tatii2tiically iimpo22iible.
whiich ii2 why iim 2uch a fuckiing great guy for puttiing up wiith you.
ii even offered two help you, look how niice ii am.

[dog_in_training]

[Yeah, she's just... going to stare at that for a couple minutes. Before typing a response.]

I have no idea what you just said.

[Hey, SOMEONE has to say it IC! Go ahead and keep using it forever, though.]

[biifurcatiion]

oh look 2ee here you are ba2iically proviing me riight already.
iit2 not that hard.
2ee the2e thiing2 on your 2creen.
tho2e are called word2.
they make 2en2e.

[If you're sure!]

[dog_in_training]

[Okay, give her a second. It's more readable in small quantities.]

So basically... you can't spell?

[...Yes. This is her conclusion.]

[biifurcatiion]

[WRONG ANSWER.]

diid ii 2ay that.
at any poiint diid tho2e word2 leave my fiingertiip2.
no they diid not.
you ju2t cant read.

[heartoncebold]

[GIVE HER A SECOND SHE IS HAVING SUCH A MOMENT.

Yeah sure, he sounds different, but who else uses that ridiculous quirk? Too bad he's going to crush her dreams.]

Psiioniic?

[biifurcatiion]

[Oh Disciple. He is probably going to be freaked out. When he figures out she's confusing him for the answer he never knew about who died such a horrible death.

but for now he's just confused as hell.]

uh, what?

[heartoncebold]

[HEART BROKEN. Give her a moment to recover.]

My mistake! You write in much the same way a friend of mine did.

[biifurcatiion]

[...weird. That's Nepeta's color.]

2o do you, actually.
who are you?

[not_too_short]

Learn to type properly next time! I can't read this shit at all!

[biifurcatiion]

then iit clearly wa2nt wriitten for you, wa2 iit.

[not_too_short]

No. Clearly it means you need better eyesight, since you pretty much seemed to miss everything. On a fucking bracelet, even.

[biifurcatiion]

wow you are ju2t on a roll here toniight.
wrong and wrong agaiin.
ii dont make mii2take2.

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[lethechained]

[Curiosity and her attempts to gather information appear to have gotten the better of her this time; normally, this isn't the kind of post she'd respond to, since she doesn't recognize any of the people described and there's really nothing she can do to help, but...]

Is something wrong with your bracelet?

[Why you type like that, strange guy?]

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[biifurcatiion]

[Because he's a troll and he NEEDS to, okay.]

oh my god, how many tiime2 ii2 thii2 goiing two come up.
except for what an unbeliievable piiece of hoofbea2t excrement thii2 thiing ii2, no, iit2 crappy functiionaliity ii2 not iindiicatiive of beiing fundamentally broken.

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[lethechained]

I'm sorry. [Goodness, can she go for two second without offending someone?] I was just wondering why you were typing like that. [...Oh. It. Was on purpose, wasn't it. She realizes that a bit too late.]

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[biifurcatiion]

becau2e thii2 ii2 how ii type?
and by proxy 2peak.
iit2 not that diiffiicult.