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[arwenundomiel]

so i went to see that film the other week and the sight of myself on the big screen, all radiant and gorgeous and whatnot brought a tear to my eye, but then when i realised peter jackson wasn't going to devote a half hour to my wedding to estel i got a wee bit peeved and went into labour. luckily, shadowfax was my date for the evening so i was

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[elrondhalfelven]

Heirs! Babies! Is little Adakebab named after me, precious

*hugs offspring*

[lordof_imladris]

...That's disturbing, princess.

[arwenundomiel]

i know!

but now you can help me audition a new herm to be the nanny so i can stay on the couch with you and ada and not have to do all that boring parent shite. >:D

[lordof_imladris]

Or you can get our manservant possibly-a-herm, Lindir, to do it. Because auditions would interfere with our current loafing.

[arwenundomiel]

let us weigh the pros and cons.

on the one hand, increasing lindir's workload and watching him run around harried and panicked would be fun!!

on the other hand, a new herm = fresh blood! another herm to abuse! one who doesn't know who-ate-my-cheetos game! teehee!

perhaps lindir can round up candidates and parade them in front of us.

[arwenundomiel]

she is she is!!! she has the most immaculate and limber eyebrows of all the babies, so i named her after you.

GERICH VELETH NIN, ADA! :D

[elrondhalfelven]

Um. I don't speak elvish. Amin mela lle, Wennykebab. :)

[arwenundomiel]

OMG DADDY! THAT'S WHAT I SAID IN THE SECOND MOVIE, RIGHT AFTER YOU TOLD ME HOW I WAS GOING TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE IN THE FOREST! >:(
and then you hugged me and made it all better. >:D

[elrondhalfelven]

I liked the part where I looked tortured and sensitive throughout the entire third movie, which hopefully will make the fangirls like me again and stop writing fanfic where I hire hitmen to whack Estel.

... :) *hugs; makes all better*

[eomer_of_rohan]

But...you DID. I thought.

!!

[elrondhalfelven]

ghlghlghgghlg shhhh

Re: !!

[arwenundomiel]

it's all right, ada. estel's had 46000 muns and only one or two of them let him like me. that means he's 22/23rds shite-eating bastard.
you have such pretty, clean hair, ada. i love you. >:)

[elrondhalfelven]

*clings and weeps with joy*

This is the best day ever! Cocaine for everyone!

[arwenundomiel]

now would be a bad time to mention that i still want to ride my brother like a prize-winning stallion, so i won't.

YAY BLOW! IT BETTER BE AS GOOD AS GRANDMANMA'S!

[elrondhalfelven]

I will pretend I didn't hear that, and also refrain from reminiscing aloud about those nights when Elros and I would crack open a bottle of miruvor and things would get out of hand. For your protection. Of course.

[arwenundomiel]

but daddy!!!! wasn't uncle elros FAT???