[Weak-voiced and cranky.]

I think I'm allergic to something that was in that alcohol. Unless hangovers usually last three days. Why are the streetlights so damn bright.

[An agonized whisper - the speaker is clearly in too much pain to be as angry as she'd like to be.]

Never again. Never. Again. I don't know how you do it, Finland. Typing needles through my eyes. If this is a hangover, the drink's not worth it.

Chassse!! I fund Lacen mat Finlsnds plaxe. Wwe hace boooze! Yu shoul shud shood fk it. Cme on an join uss. Laces hilarus whn shees drunkk. gota se rhis!

Brin morwe tdrnk wi yu.