03 - WHAT THE FUCK

[arr_ilovemecigs]

UM IS THERE REALLY A SINGING CACTUS ON THE NETWORK OR. AM I JUST FUCKING LOSING MY MIND?

I NEED A CIGARETTE.
OR SIX HUNDRED.

Comments

[caf_pow_girl]

Maybe both.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

.....

At the rate I'm fucking inhaling this nicotine, I will be.

[caf_pow_girl]

Chain smoker huh?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Nothing wrong with some healthy loving.

[inbetrayal]

Most everyone here's lost theirs already.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I planned to cling on to whatever I had left of it but if that cactus keeps singing I'll just take the easy way out and get kiss this cruel world goodbye.

[inbetrayal]

That's a pretty pitiful reason for suicide.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Kiss my ass, where I'm from cactus's are meant to sit there and look prickly.

When I see them doing numbers and singing while spouting random Spanish words, the mutated cockroaches for our apocalypse can't be too far away.

[flyingmomo]

... singing... cactus...?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S THERE OKAY, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

1/FOREVER OK LOL

[flyingmomo]

[flyingmomo]

Ah, I--

--I see it! That's... really cute.

[knightbalanced]

Woah.

Chill.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

...why are people looking at me like my reaction isn't fucking warranted.

I'm starting to up the scale here for what's normal and what's considered to be a fucking alien invasion by the motherfuckers who put E.T on our planet.

[knightbalanced]

Oh. You're from Earth, then.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

...and where the fuck are you from?

[glock30]

Your capslock got stuck.

1/2

[arr_ilovemecigs]

No, it was all intentional.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

but uh.

Don't tell me you don't. See that. Thing.
...singing.

[glock30]

What thing?