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[armywithcountry]

[Because Prussia is secretly a teenage girl, you can find him wandering about Mayfield in four different outfits today!

A. In the Christmas village, wearing the standard elf uniform.  He doesn't look too put out by the humiliating outfit, though, and has even made Bird a little hat to match.  Mostly, he just looks incredibly bored.  Bother bother

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[perfektsymmetry]

[PRUSSIA, PLEASE DO NOT RUN OVER THE PAPERBOY. He yells and jumps out of the way in time, he's pretty fast.

Also you are another person with a motorcylce and he does not have one yet what is this nonsense.]

Oi! W-Watch it!

[armywithcountry]

[Whoops, didn't mean to cut it quite that close. Brakes - almost flying off as he goes from 90 mph to zero - and peers at Crowe curiously.]

Watch what? There something going on?

[perfektsymmetry]

Most people don't go flying around here so fast, I-I wasn't expecting it. You almost ran right into me.

[The same thing happened when he saw Dist on his bike... does no one around here know how to drive these things.]

Ah... while you're stopped, sir, can I ask where you got that bike? Did you get it from home or did you buy it here?

[armywithcountry]

Really? What's the fucking point of owning one of these things if you're not going as fast as you can?

[And to be fair, he is from the 1800's . . .]

Got it from one of the shops here! Been saving up for one for a while, and for some reason, I felt like I needed one back around Halloween.

C

[tomatatas]

[A loud shriek as she jumps out of the way and right into a snow drift. And now, she is so not happy. Fuming pretty much, as she tries to push herself out of the wetness]

Guarda quello che ti stai scopando FACENDO!

[Gives up, for now and settles for hurling a can of condensed milk at his head]

(*Watch what you're fucking doing!)

[armywithcountry]

[The can misses, since he's . . . well, hurtling himself down the street on his motorcycle as fast as he can. Her shrieking does catch his attention though, and he turns around, blinking at her.]

. . . aren't you cold lying in the snow like that? Or is this some kinda weird Italian thing?

[tomatatas]

You almost killed me on your fucking bike, you stupid idiota!

[Finally manages to struggle out, brushing off her coat, while glaring at him, her little beret almost falling off her head]

What the hell were you thinking! What if I had been a child, who wouldn't react as fast, huh? What then?

[armywithcountry]

Hey, you dodged, didn't you? Not my fucking problem if people are too slow to get out of the way! And I wouldn't hit a kid, I know how to stop this thing!

A.

[knifehand]

[Oh my god, what]

[armywithcountry]

[Waves at her!]

Tell me you can get your hands on your brother's tank or something. I am going out of my fucking mind with boredom here.

[knifehand]

Brother's tank belongs to Brother. I will not take it without his permission.

[She moves closer to him]

I suppose this is part of your job?

[armywithcountry]

. . . what if I promise not to blow up his house with it? Come on, it's Christmas! Or well, close to it anyway.

[He shrugs.]

Yeah - looks like that fatass's trying his best to make us quit or something. Like I give a shit about what I'm wearing!

B

[sting_like_a]

[OMG PUPPIES!!!]

Aaaah, so cute~!

[armywithcountry]

[THEY CAN SQUEAL LIKE PRETEEN GIRLS TOGETHER]

Aren't they? Fierce, too! I picked out the most awesome ones in the store!

[sting_like_a]

Ehehe, they look like tough little guys, yes they do~ [She reaches out to pat both their heads, cooing softly.] Aww, aren't you precious little beasts!

And you just had to go and snatch up the best ones, huh!

[armywithcountry]

The toughest! I'm going to train them to be the most badass guarddogs ever!

[Said guarddogs are already doing their duty by wagging their tails happily at Miakis.]

Of course! Nothing but the best for me and my little bro!

B

[noneed_2worry]

[Dawn's out for a walk too, and stops when she sees Prussia carrying the puppies.]

"Aww, they're so cute!"

[armywithcountry]

[Oh hey, it's the girl with the cute demon animals!]

I know! Soft, too! Can't talk like yours can, but I can probably teach them how, I'm an awesome trainer!

[noneed_2worry]

Can I pet them?

[armywithcountry]

Yeah, of course! They're going to be really ferocious guarddogs though, so they might bite.

[The really ferocious guarddogs slobber all over his arm, then lick his face.]