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Urgent queries round x15
May 22, 2010 02:33
Why does Kanji keep a salt shaker in his back pocket?
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coppelius
May 22 2010, 14:24:26 UTC
Science.
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arks
May 22 2010, 14:26:20 UTC
Science? Kanji?
Nooo, I think it's for watermelon.
Or possibly arts and crafts.
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coppelius
May 22 2010, 14:39:31 UTC
Ah. Theory.
Fact: Kanji is hungry all of the time.
Also Fact: The food made available to him by his friends and acquaintances may very well not be edible.
Problem: How will he eat food if it is not edible?
Solution: Add salt!
Result: Pocket salt.
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arks
May 22 2010, 14:52:25 UTC
. . . I think you're on to something.
Fifteen years later, Kanji dies of a heart attack. If only he'd used pepper.
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calligraphe
May 22 2010, 14:45:15 UTC
It's probably quantum. Or magnets! Maybe both.
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arks
May 22 2010, 14:54:19 UTC
wait what are the conductive properties of salt
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arks
May 23 2010, 14:18:56 UTC
O rly. Nobody?
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Nooo, I think it's for watermelon.
Or possibly arts and crafts.
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Fact: Kanji is hungry all of the time.
Also Fact: The food made available to him by his friends and acquaintances may very well not be edible.
Problem: How will he eat food if it is not edible?
Solution: Add salt!
Result: Pocket salt.
Reply
Fifteen years later, Kanji dies of a heart attack. If only he'd used pepper.
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