I'm going to walk the goddamned streets, clad in army boots, leather opera gloves and a cheap machete, and I shall take over this sordid world single-handedly!

Dearest Comrades,

Henceforth this journal will be Friends Only. I am loathe to do so, however, for my own personal reasons I feel that this is the best course. I gave up my chances of internet stardom long ago... at least stardom through this medium, anyway. Allow me to pause for a moment to laugh hysterically.

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A little Roy Zimmerman for you fine people... "Defenders of Marriage"

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Check out his other stuff here. I am officially in love. Also reccomended: "Dick Cheney" and "Jerry Falwell's God".

("Victim of Television" - Vladimir Vissotsky trans. Adrian J. Erlinger)

Here is the television - a loudspeaker and,
An orator, who spreads it for miles!
It's not a window, (I won't even spit into a window)
It has opened up all of the world's doors.

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My nearly brother-in-law let me play around with his machete:


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Don't I make a darling messiah?


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Happy Spheres of Influence Day. Whip out your AK-47s, nuclear missles and cake knives. The first two are for killing everybody. The third for dividing territory of course, silly ( Read more... )

I declare today Disputed Territory Day
Tomorrow is Spheres of Influence Day
(I thought I'd give you some time to think it over...)

Today was perhaps one of the most pointless, wasted days in the entirety of my existence and should not be accounted for in my life's chronicle. But I do it anyway. So there it is. And sad for days of far more interest have gone unwritten.

Time for Random Poem I've Recently Come To Adore(tm ( Read more... )