[fic] Happy Valentine's Day! I brought you some fluff!

[apiphile]

Which I am after all capable of writing. Hah!

Title: we are salmon in the stream after years at sea
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Words: 5,770
Warnings: None it is quite clearly curtainfic.
Disclaimer: Entirely the property and business of the BBC and the estate of ACD, I am sure.
Notes: Your mom’s a note.

Comments

[swear_jar]

"I hope he's enjoying his holiday," she repeated. "He looked so tired."

**SCREAMS**

what have you done

[swear_jar]

the tangle of bone-white tendrils that had woven together in a lacy lattice of fibres like the inside of a bird's bone

Also that may be the only thing in all of this I would call "pretty".

[apiphile]

You can blame the Hunterian for that, they had some beautiful cross-sections of bones there. Among many, many other things.

Including amputated penises with surgical marks for "the removal of syphilitic sores". :D

[apiphile]

THAT WHICH CANNOT BE UNDONE.

[apiphile]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY PINGY

I LOVE YOU TOO

[apiphile]

TRUE LOVE.

Also nice to see you back. ;)

[luinar]

.... Well, I had to come the conclusion that Butternutsquash Cucumberpatch was a member of a beautiful alien species so this has cemented it for me.

[apiphile]

Best possible reaction.

[luinar]

You realise I will dream about mutant fungus eating me in my bed now, don't you.

WHEN ARE YOU WRITING MORE PETER GUILLIAM/RIKKI TARR? I AM CRAVING MORE LIKE IT'S SMACK. BUT DON'T MAKE THEM SHAG, I WANT ORGASM DENIAL. THE FACT THAT I AM, AS OF YET, UNSATISFIED IS HALF THE FUN.

ALSO. YOUR SHERLOCK FIC IS THE ONLY STUFF I'LL READ. EVERY ELSE WILL WANT TO MAKE HIM SHAG JOHN AND I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ASEXUAL TO ME AND MY INNER JEREMY BRETT WOULD GET UPSET.

[apiphile]

When I get the ~inspiration~ ORGASM DENIAL SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY goddamn you madam. DAMN YOU.

EVERY ELSE WILL WANT TO MAKE HIM SHAG JOHN AND I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ASEXUAL TO ME AND MY INNER JEREMY BRETT WOULD GET UPSET.

MOTTO. Like, I'm sure Sherlock has sexual ... or emotional ... things, but it's definitely not about The Shagging. Also I watched the Brett!Empty House the other night and nearly died of it. SO MANY FEELINGS.

[clockworkwasp]

Re: YOUR FACE.

[apiphile]

SHUT UP I AM HIGHLY TRUSTWORTHY.

[clockworkwasp]

TO BE EVIL, YES.

[apiphile]

You wouldn't LIKE me otherwise.