"As soon as it's the 16th somewhere in the world, you can post your fic or art", apparently.

[apiphile]

Title: Garden of Unearthly Delights and Minor Fuck-ups
Recipient: shadow_hive
Fandom: The Used
Word Count: 7,537
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: GSF
Warnings: Sensory deprivation, CBT, spanking, GSF
Disclaimer: This almost certainly didn't happen IRL.
Note: Author's opinions may differ from characters. Shitty writing is shitty! Betaing and exasperated yells from channonyarrow

Comments

[blck_cherry]

Ashamed of the quality? Then I really need to read your fiction.

I love how hot it is but also how funny and not boring at all it is too.

Love it :D Especially the description of the guys and the whole personality thing. Love it.

[apiphile]

I'll be honest, the better stuff is cowritten with swear_jar and the good bits are hers. ;)

<3 Thank you.

[xstunt_pilots]

Guh.

[apiphile]

Well quite.

[stratospherique]

And he's not that fond of the smell of condoms that he wants to wear one over his entire fucking body, either. Which is apparently a major failing in someone who wants to be part of The Scene; Jepha figures that if he can spend six hours more or less tied into a pretzel while a girl in a corset fucks him with a strap-on that would put a horse to shame, he doesn't fucking need to prove himself worthy by dressing up as a contraceptive.

DEL. STOP BITCHING. It's not high poetry or exploring emo arranging matches Sebastian fic but it's funny and fizzy and I BELIEVE I MAY HAVE SNOTTED ON MY COMPUTER LAUGHING MORE THAN ONCE.

[apiphile]

MY IRRITATION WITH THE BDSM SCENE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. NO WAIT, I MEANT *JEPHA*'S IRRITATION HONESTLY I DID.

Dude, you Bert-christened your computer! That means you have to fist it now. THOSE ARE THE RULES.

[ruthi]

I read this. I enjoyed it.

trying to turn a pair of strap-ons into a set of bunny ears - Hee!

He rubs the back of his own head, because there's looking like no chance anyone's going to do it for him, and the pleasant tingle of short hairs going the wrong way sends a shiver through his back muscles, pulling them tight over the brickwork. So a scrape up his back accompanies the tingle in his scalp, and that's the start of something, the start of something. Nice. - I like this, I like the description and the physical sensations here.

I like the rest, too. I am not going to quote it all back to you, you know what you wrote.

[apiphile]

The dildo bunny ears are why I'm not allowed in sex shops any more.

[swear_jar]

Bert's fingernails - eight points of vicious pain - make a blunt-ended heart on his lower belly.

IS PRETTY.

(once he woke up wearing pants but no underwear despite having gone out wearing borrowed jockey shorts underneath

Heh, hehhe. Hehehhe. CANON.

(Jepha promises himself he'll check out the welts in the morning, maybe play with them a bit, worry at them until they're pretty and red again)

AHSLDhaoish'd;as;;

... This still doesn't suck as badly as you insist it does, for the goddamn record.

[apiphile]

IDK, blowjobs through pillowcases are the bad kind of sucking. At least --

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

[swear_jar]

Well stop blowing her through a pillowcase, then, Jesus.

[apiphile]

Jess you just implied your mom has a cock. I win. You fell into my skanky trapgina.