part 137 hobbits in the shire

[aphanon_meme]

I was watching Big Bang Theory with my mom and we both got some laughs about it tonight... not that she likes Lord of the Rings, but, she did have to drive me to the movie theater about 8 times to see it! Anyway - +26 on the maxing! Awesome job, guys! \o/

Enjoy part 137! :D

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[trips down the stairs]

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[hears a noise]

[does not look up]

hold on looking up a nice symbol~ maid!anon.

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[is next to you in a second, catches a hold of your elbow]

Careful, w-we wouldn't you to get hurt before even coming in... [smiles a little]

cuute

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[eyes haven't adjusted to the light; blinks in your direction]

Oh, hi! I love new rooms- it's just pretty dark.

Re: cuute

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[smiles a little more and puts you upright, then tentatively pats your shoulder as if there's dust on it]

It's how Mr. Austria likes it, apparently. Would you like something to... eat?

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So it's a restaurant? Well, I just ate, but maybe I could sit-

[shuffles toward a lamp, hands outstretched]

[bumps into a table]

-Sit here! Would that be okay?

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Ah, of course. [pulls out a chair for you, twitching a little, then smooths her apron down] S-someone will be over to take your order for a drink in just a moment.

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But I just wanted-

[the maid seems slightly nervous though; rethinks]

Oh- okay, then! Thank you. [looks around]

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[suspects Austria wouldn't be happy with people just sitting down, so just got that problem out of the way. Very smooth, if she says so herself!]

You're welcome. Ah. [notes something in the distance that needs cleaning, and goes off with a last small smile]

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/Giggles and stumbkes down the stairs
/is holding onto the walll.

Oh wowwwww.

Whats this?

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[sigh]

One wonders how you made it down in your state. [calls from his office]

[dappledwings]

/Giggles some more

M'not that bad~~

Just a little tipsy SEE.

/Walks in a straight line
/If a straight line is curved.

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I cannot have customers come intoxicated enough to disturb the others! Have you -- [deep breath as he steadies himself; The Customer Is Always Right, or something along those lines]

Would you care for a glass of water?

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I tol' ya! M'not that bad!

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I lvoe a glass of vodka.

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Do you really think that a wise choice? Perhaps milk? Or -- something to fill your stomach?