How To Make A Tasty Tuna Salad Sandwich

Mar 10, 2004 19:29

Chop up a little bit of celery.
Chop up a little bit of onion.
Slap a heaping scoop of mayonaise on your vagina.
Toss the onion and celery on there too.
Start crossing your legs and opening them up in a scissor motion, to mix the salad.
Last but not least sit on a slice of bread.
What you have here is an open face tasty tuna salad sandwich.

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azalea_springs July 23 2004, 00:53:58 UTC

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anneandcelestia September 5 2004, 22:59:13 UTC
Are you stalking me? Do you want one of my specialty tuna sandwiches?

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