where in the world is carmen sandiego?
in my pants, that's where!!!

5 new uses i found for my 'gina juice.

• 1. spackling the nail holes in my walls
  
• 2. paste for my paper mache' artwork
  
• 3. hand lotion
  
• 4. graffitti art on the windows of ellen's 5,500 square foot beverly hills house.
  
• 5. playdough, if it's the right time of the month
  

1.) In honor of labor day I paid a more attention to my Labia.

2.) (You know how I loved eggs, right? I tried something new.) Boiled dozens of eggs and rolled around naked in them. I took each egg and rubbed it on my labia to give it the Anne seal of approval.

3.) Took pictures of my labia w/ my camera phone. I even LABelled it.

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nothing could be finer than to sniff a pantiliner in the morrrrrrrrrning.

i was trying to make a scrambled egg with crushed peppercorn sandwich yesterday and got the pan all ready with the melted butter and everything, then realized i was out of eggs. thanks to my ever-reliable ingenuity, i thought about how 'gina juice has somewhat the same consistency as egg whites, so i tried to scramble that up instead. at first it ( Read more... )

i split my lip yesterday trying to stuff too many weiners in my mouth at once. and i'm not talking about the ones you get at the grocery store! i've been rubbing vaseline on it hoping it will make it heal faster.

Chop up a little bit of celery.
Chop up a little bit of onion.
Slap a heaping scoop of mayonaise on your vagina.
Toss the onion and celery on there too.
Start crossing your legs and opening them up in a scissor motion, to mix the salad.
Last but not least sit on a slice of bread.
What you have here is an open face tasty tuna salad sandwich.

sometimes i use a kraft american single in lieu of a pantiliner.

I <3 Va'Gina Gershon

First of all I wanna say Happy New Year to all the people that supported me this year, MY FANS ( Read more... )