GOING ON A JUNGLE ADVENTURE, TO SEE WHAT WE CAN SEE

[windykind]

EB: hey everybody!
so i guess we're all stuck here for a little while?
according to that letter i got, anyway. did anyone else get a letter like that?
i guess you all must be from the new session. there sure are a lot of you, though...
in any case, hi! i'm john!
i created you, kind of.
not really.
i actually kind of don't know!
but i guess this place is

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

John!!!!!!!!
You're so rude. ::::/
You keep me w8ing all this time and you can't even 8other to include me in your dum8 list?
Where the hell did you even go?

[windykind]

wow, it's vriska!
i had no idea you were here, or i would have added you!
hi!
well, as for where it went
it's kind of a long story!
too much to type.
i bet it would make a good one for some other time, like a rainy day or something.
do they even have rain here?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

No shit, Eg8ert.
That was pretty tactless of you!
Tell me all a8out it anyway! I actually have time to spare on you right now.

[windykind]

well, um...
we did it!
we performed the scratch!
it worked!
also jade came into the god tiers.
and she has dog ears now!
anyway, she came FLYING IN on a giant battleship and picked me up from the beat mesa.
then brought out a giant window, i guess, that kept showing images.
they went by really fast, but i think i might have seen you in there!
anyway, she made the window really big, and steered the ship through it.
through.
it.
i seriously thought i was going to die!
but i didn't die, because now i'm here.

and that's my story. did you like it?

[guiltapalooza]

We're actually all from different dimensions, like different types of universes and times aside from different planets. I hope that makes some kind of sense.

I haven't seen anyone called that, though, sorry. But they might show up later, if they aren't here already! You never know. I'm holding out for my own group of compadres.

My name's Willow, by the way. You kind of get used to it here.

[windykind]

really?
wow, that's cool.
are there all kinds of freaky aliens here? like six-armed monsters with dotted skin and googly eyes?
no?
oh well.
anyway, nice to meet you willow! thanks for telling me all that.

[guiltapalooza]

I thought it was nifty myself, when I wasn't worrying about my friends at home. Not that I'm not, still... Anyway, there's a couple non-humans; your mileage on freaky may vary. Mostly there's trolls.

You're welcome. I recommend exploring. There's lots of neat (and potentially dangerous) things to see in the tower.

[windykind]

oh, trolls?
trolls are alright!
wow, it'll be pretty cool to meet them for real.
okay, i think i will go do some exploring!
it sounds like fun, heheh.
do you want to come with me?

[megid0_maiden]

hi john
this isnt the game
i thought it might have been at first but apparently its something completely different
and there are people from all kinds of timestreams here
some of them similar to our own
some very different
but possibly youve found that out already

[windykind]

it isn't?
oh, that makes sense, i guess.
sure would explain why there's so many people!
i don't even think sburb could hold all of these guys in one session.

[megid0_maiden]

haha yes
i think if everyone here were in the same session it would be quite the disaster
twelve prototypings were bad enough; id hate to see what the enemies would have been like with any more

[windykind]

wow you're right, that would be crazy!
i didn't even think about the enemies.
i just thought the game would crash or something! ha ha.
then we'd all be screwed.

[grimauxilatrix]

Welcome Back John
Dave And Jade Are Here
There Have Been Alternatives As Well But I Dont Know If Theyre Still Here
Rose Is Not Here Anymore

[windykind]

oh, hi there!
thanks for telling me! it's good to know dave and jade are ok.
but where did rose go?
and why did you say welcome back?
i've never been here before, i don't think!

[grimauxilatrix]

Ah Youve Been Here Twice Before I Think
But It Is Not Odd That You Do Not Remember
You May Be From A Different Point In Your Timeline Than The Previous Johns

Rose Disappeared
That Happens From Time To Time
As I Said It Happened To You Previously

[windykind]

twice? really?
jeez, that's a lot!
i don't remember anything about this place.
that's one way to think about it, i guess, but i don't really get timelines too well so...
what can you do, i guess.
so what do you people do around here?

[emisaras]

created us???
what are you on about.

[windykind]

well, there's this game called sburb and...
well, i don't think i created you anymore.
someone else said it wasn't from sburb.
so i guess you can disregard that part.