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[animal_side]

[HAVE A RIDDICK. He's in the church, looking around in a surprised fashion, his shiv held tightly in one hand as he takes in his surroundings. He's second leveling without realizing it, because LOL he just arrived.]

Well now.

Where the fuck am I?

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[justtheservant]

You're in a city called Template.

[animal_side]

[Looks around. Hmm.]

Is that so.

[justtheservant]

Yeah, nobody seems to know the way out yet- people have been known to leave, though.

[animal_side]

...people have left. But they don't know how to leave.

And you expect me to believe you.

[vodkadrinksyou]

[^_^]

Welcome to Template, comrade. Enjoy your stay~

[animal_side]

Comrade, huh? Don't get that much anymore.

[vodkadrinksyou]

People say that all the time here~

Maybe. Maybe not.

[animal_side]

Probably a reason for it being out of use.

[besatisfied]

[Eying the shiv with more than a little amusement.] Well, aren't we the badass mother fucker.

[animal_side]

[Well hellooooo pretty lady.]

Is that gonna be a problem?

[besatisfied]

Only if you think you're the baddest of the bad. You'll have some competition here, you know.

[animal_side]

And here I was thinking my day couldn't possibly go well. Things are starting to brighten up.

[mach_kick]

Welcome to the weird that's Template, dude.

[animal_side]

You'll have to specify. There's a lot of different kinds of fucked-up shit in the universe.

[mach_kick]

Specifics? Well, I've spent three days as an honest-to-god female and thought my former neighbor was my father for no good reason. Seemed perfectly normal at the time. This place seriously likes screwing with you. Can't get out, either.

[animal_side]

...now that does seem to classify as fucked-up shit.

[sevenxsorrows]

Real fucking scary, I'm sure.

[animal_side]

[Another one? Twins, maybe. Or sisters, at least.]

So I've been told.

[sevenxsorrows]

Were you expecting a better bandwagon? Sorry.

[animal_side]

Honey, this ain't anything close to what I may or may not have expected.