tiny mice in swivel chairs

[angevin2]

The winners of this year's Lyttle Lytton contest are up! The Lyttle Lytton is a contest modeled on the famous Bulwer-Lytton bad opening sentence contest, but the Lyttle Lytton requires sentences to be 25 words or less and genuinely bad (a lot of B-L winners and runners up would probably be legitimately good openings to comic novels or self-

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Re: I'd developed a mysterious rash that wouldn't go away, and also existential angst

[angevin2]

I KNOW

IN FACT I KNOW THAT GUY

WELL, THERE IS A LINK TO THE CONCORDIA IN THE COMMENTS TO MY LAST POST

WHICH IS ACTUALLY MUCH LESS DISTURBING AND ON CONSIDERABLY MORE CRACK

Re: I'd developed a mysterious rash that wouldn't go away, and also existential angst

[angevin2]

RICHARD II AND METAPHORICAL SEX MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

[lareinenoire]

Swivel chairs! That is brilliant. But, no, nothing quite beats the exploding cake.

[lnhammer]

Some of the jury prizes are nicely bad.

---L.

[skirmish_of_wit]

I don't know why I keep laughing and laughing about "PEWPEW! -- Lasers! -- PEWPEWPEW!" And yet I do.

And, of course, the mice with swivel chairs are hilarious, too. And the famous Gold Rush massages! Ahahaha.

Thanks for linking to this -- funniest shit I've read all week.

[lnhammer]

"PEWPEW! -- Lasers! -- PEWPEWPEW!" is my favorite.

---L.

[reconditarmonia]

I like the one about the Ramadan tree. Even aside from there being a Ramadan tree, the grammatical incorrectness of one person trying to sit around it is funny.

[reconditarmonia]

(mice with swivel chairs like Benjy Mouse and Frankie Mouse?)