Comments | ana_grrl: Stargate fic: Of Virtue Fair (PG-13)

ana_grrl

Stargate fic: Of Virtue Fair (PG-13)

Aug 08, 2006 11:30

Title: Of Virtue Fair
Characters: Mitchell, Carter, Daniel, Vala, O'Neill, Martouf, Nirrti
Rating: PG-13
Words: about 4100
Summary: Once upon a time, there lived a girl pale of skin and dark of hair.
Notes: Fairy-tale crack fic. lyrstzha asked for another SG-1 fairytale ages ago, and I finally found a way to finish this. One line in this could frequently ( Read more... )

au, sg1 fic

Comments 39

_minxy_ August 8 2006, 19:22:43 UTC

You are hilarious and I love you lots.

Also? I think this is a typo: "something called 'omelets', which Martouf simply could picture, no matter how many times Mitchell described them," since I assume from context that Martouf could NOT picture them (but then, his childhood, yadda...)

Teal'c is marvelous in this, did I mention? MARVELOUS. So is Cam. Hee!

ana_grrl August 8 2006, 19:28:09 UTC

*shakes fist at typo* CURSES! Thanks for point it out! I will fix it right now. And thanks for reading this :) I'm glad you liked it!

[I wanted to make it Teal'c/Cameron at first, but I've been itching to write Cameron/Martouf since "Ripple Effect" so I jumped on this chance].

Teal'c is marvelous in this, did I mention?

He is Vala's secret ally *g*

Thank you again!

Also -> I know your dissertation defense is coming up soon, so good luck with it! Remember, you're the one who knows your work backwards and forward, and therefore you will kick ass.

rydra_wong August 8 2006, 20:11:46 UTC

He is Vala's secret ally *g*

He is! I loved the "arm-wrestling" in "Insiders" so much.

ana_grrl August 8 2006, 23:03:33 UTC

I loved the "arm-wrestling" in "Insiders" so much.

Me too! It was a great little snippet. Somehow I feel that Vala and Teal'c teamed up together could be quite a bit of trouble. Fun trouble!

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mousewitchy August 8 2006, 19:35:55 UTC

Hee. I love your fairy tales.

Mitchell/Martouf, as you well know, is like a forbidden playground of bad dirty wrongness. I would play in that sandbox all day. ;)

(*points* How 'bout that metaphor? *nudge nudge* Pretty spiffy, eh?)

The banter between Mitchell and Martouf is fabulous--he blames Nirrti! He always blames Nirrti! The narration is lovely and gentle and hilarious.

Some people really do have all the luck. *g*

Teal'c and Martouf really need to wise up, get together, and make themselves a Cam sandwich. Seriously. ;)

ana_grrl August 8 2006, 23:02:27 UTC

Mitchell/Martouf, as you well know, is like a forbidden playground of bad dirty wrongness

It makes me feel a little out of breath just thinking about it ;)

he blames Nirrti! He always blames Nirrti!

LOL! It's not his fault! He spent years by her side! he's suffering from Post-Nirrti-Disorder-Syndrome! Mitchell is kind and understanding!

Teal'c and Martouf really need to wise up, get together, and make themselves a Cam sandwichHuh. Tok'ra and Jaffa, working together? Voluntarily ( ... )

mousewitchy August 11 2006, 18:43:44 UTC

OMG!

*flings self at you*

I was going to drabble back at you (which is why I waited two days), but then this happened and that happened and my focus was shattered and now I'm left with nothing but a very late response to what is probably THE BEST DRABBLE EVER1 In addition to possibly the hottest, non-graphic drabble EVER!

Seriously, I can *see* Cam all sweaty and worn out and happy.

Mmmm, mmmm, Mitchell. ;)

Also, Teal'c and Martouf will have to be careful with him. A Tok'ra and a Jaffa vs. a human? Man, they could use him up like that. *snaps*

But just think of the stamina. Whew. What a way to go.

I love it!

ana_grrl August 11 2006, 20:07:46 UTC

Hah! I'm really happy you liked this. One day I will have to try and write Martouf/Mitchell/Teal'c. Hmm. Was Teal'c on the Ripple Effect team that had Mitchell and Martouf? Was it Mitchell, Martouf, Teal'c and Janet? I can't remember. Damn. I need a copy of that ep.

Anyway.

A Tok'ra and a Jaffa vs. a human? Man, they could use him up like that. *snaps*

Damn! You're right. Poor Cameron.

Although, you know, why Cameron recovers, Teal'c and Martouf could put on a little show for him. Something to keep his mind occupied, interested. And, of course, by 'show', I'm not talking about a musical review (although, er, I guess that could do that too. Martouf likes Phantom of the Opera songs (the wuss), and Teal'c likes Klingon Opera (he doesn't understand that it is not really a Tau'ri musical form).).

But just think of the stamina. Whew. What a way to go.

Oh, yeah.

rydra_wong August 8 2006, 19:55:44 UTC

I continue to adore you.

And of course Teal'c is secretly taping them all. I am strangely reminded of the Diane DiMassa cartoon postulating secret cameras contained in all cats, so that they may gather to share footage of their owners embarrassing themselves and laugh.

It also amused him to inform Vala that it was called a 'light saber' and was the most prized of all Tau'ri weapons.

He so would.

ana_grrl August 8 2006, 23:11:01 UTC

Hee! I'm glad you liked this!

I haven't seen the cartoon that you mention, but the idea of it cracks me up. Of course cats would be that devious (which reminds me of an episode of Twitch City)!

He so would.

With a completely straight face ;) Ah, Teal'c.

green_grrl August 8 2006, 20:10:17 UTC

Oh, I love this not-an-action-movie/not-a-tale-of-love-and-cooking! Followed _minxy_'s rec and am wearing a hyoooge smile now. Yay for Martouf! You have him so nailed. Well, actually, I guess Mitchell does... ;-)

ana_grrl August 8 2006, 23:12:08 UTC

Yay for Martouf!

I've always nurtured a secret love for Martouf!

You have him so nailed. Well, actually, I guess Mitchell does...

Hee! He absolutely does. Oh, Mitchell. He likes that alien ass, lol.

Thank you! I'm delighted you enjoyed this!

elliejane August 8 2006, 22:29:39 UTC

Hee! This is very funny, very cool. Very enjoyable :)

ana_grrl August 8 2006, 23:12:35 UTC

Thank you!

And your icon is great!