Sometimes there is no explanation.

[amand_r]

Comments

[firefly124]

ROFLMAO!!!

[amand_r]

DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

[queenfanfiction]

*yells from the kitchen* NOW I DO, YEAH. HE'S PRETTY DAMN STEAMY. :D

[firefly124]

The muffin man? I think he might live on Drury Lane ... or in Ianto's pants. One or the other.

[queenfanfiction]

If this is what comes from you when you're drunk, I need to keep you stocked with alcohol at all times. >.> *slips you a bottle of vodka*

[amand_r]

DUDE WHEN I WENT TO THE STATE STORE, HE SAID, "WHAT KIND OF WIN DO YOU LIKE?" AND I SAID, "NOT DRY." AND HE SAID, "HERE'S A SHIRAZ," AND I SAID "YES." AND HE SAID, "HERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT BLENDS" AND YES I SAID YES, AND HE SAID, "THIS WINE IF CALLED 'HERDING CATS'" AND I SAID YES, PLEASE YES, OH YES.

AND HE SAID, "THIS ISN'T ULYSSES."

AND I SAID, "DO YOU HAVE A PURCHASE LIMIT?"

AND HE SAID, "NO WE DO NOT."

AND I SAID, "I AM HAVING A QUOTE PARTY UNQUOTE."

AND HE SAID, "I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF PARTIES."

THEN WE ALL WENT BAUHAUS.

[queenfanfiction]

*trying not to laugh in the middle of a library and utterly FAILING*

So, when I have my 21st birthday next month, I can hire you to plan my party, y/y?

[amand_r]

DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN PLAN MY OWN PARTY. You would get about fifty bottles of bad blended whiskey, a dried out pomegranate, and about five platters of hors d'ouvres that are actually just Twinkies sliced thin and arranged in artful fan shapes.

[kel_reiley]

LOVE IT!
i wish i was drunk right now - i got a drunken phone call from gally at 5:30 this morning(my time)!

[amand_r]

I HEARD!

[kel_reiley]

i felt bad, i was not entertaining on the phone for them

[amand_r]

I heard that the other people on the other endof the line felt that they were boring to you.,

[pocky_slash]

Jack WOULD pump hallucinogenic drugs into his house.

Now I really want to be drunk, too. But I kind of covered that last night. And the last time I tried to be crafty mccrafterson while drunk, I think I accidentally stabbed myself with an exacto knife. (The t-shirt was hella awesome, though.)

[amand_r]

I wasn't drunk last night (this was the night before) but I will be drunk again tonight!

I'm cleaning my basement! You have to be trashed for that!

[pocky_slash]

I feel as thought cleaning while drunk is less dangerous than stenciling when drunk.

Although, now I'm thinking about the shit in my basement, and maybe they are equal opportunity tetanus shot activities.

[amand_r]

All of my husband's things are down there. I have to Do Something.

[huesiemama]

Your Post its rule! Even while drunk. I had alcohol for the first time in like 3 weeks and had a headache. *Whinge* Guess I gotta build what little tolerance I had back up.

[amand_r]

IT WAS A RED WINE CALLED "FAT BASTARD."

[huesiemama]

Ye gods. I must have it, if only for the name.