Comments | amand_r: Fic: Thundersmack (Ianto/Hart, R) for <strong class="lj-user"><a href="/read/user/lionessvalenti">lionessvalenti</a></strong>

amand_r

Fic: Thundersmack (Ianto/Hart, R) for lionessvalenti

Dec 14, 2009 23:03

Title: Thundersmack
Author: amand_r
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto/Hart
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2,350
Author's Notes: For lionessvalenti, an excellent pornicator, and a great co-writer. Happy Crimmas. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for the betazzercise!
Summary: Jesus, Hart was unmanageable.

( Lisa used to have a word for men like John Hart: manchild. )

fanfic, lionessvalenti is the shit, torchwood, john hart likes your smell, holidays, ianto jones is gay for you

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kickair8p December 15 2009, 04:43:55 UTC

yeeps! Wow -- one-handed reading!

~

amand_r December 15 2009, 04:45:31 UTC

LOL.

bk7brokemybrain December 15 2009, 04:49:26 UTC

Oh! Spanking fic! *squees internally* And references to the canings at Hogwarts only makes it better... *thud*

So many people write Ianto as submissive, but I always thought he was a rock, and Jack was a big nellie bottom by comparison. This fic plays right into that. Ianto rules Jack and John. Awesome.
Maker's Mark, ftw! That and Plymouth Gin are all I drink. yummers.

amand_r December 15 2009, 04:51:14 UTC

I don't know I'd go so far as to say Ianto rule John. Even here I think he's topping from the bottom a bit.

I like saying Maker's Mark. Never had it, but I like typing it.

queenfanfiction December 15 2009, 04:49:45 UTC

Your titles make me die of LOL. :D

As did the rest of it. Dom!Ianto on Hart guh? xD

amand_r December 15 2009, 04:51:36 UTC

The title? Haahahaha! Thanks!

neifile7 December 15 2009, 04:59:43 UTC

Oh, bb, how ILU.

The stun gun is even more sacrosanct than the coffeemaker (well, it is his preferred phallic substitute).

And leave it to Ianto to figure out the best direct approach to the Hart condition.

amand_r December 15 2009, 05:02:53 UTC

WHAM.

I seem to be incapable of actual comments today, but thanks!

(this Kai/GDL you seem to want. What if it was just...like, practice kissing?)

neifile7 December 15 2009, 11:29:21 UTC

ANY Kai/GDL would be golden. Could be gen not genitals. With some gennuendo.

I am honestly curious how two nominally straight Welsh working-class boys gear up for snogging and raunchy skit-play at the cons. I'm sure they don't even talk about it without getting pissed first (and artery-clogging foods and rugby are probably involved as well; or am I stereotyping?).

The charms of this scenario sound very much the beginning of an amandr story. (HEAVYFOOTED HINT.)
:D

amand_r December 15 2009, 16:05:26 UTC

LA LA LA LA LA.

ophymirage December 15 2009, 05:03:21 UTC

amand-r, would you mind very much if we posted a link-and-rec on our fic journal for this? it's droolworthy in the best way.

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE IANTO.

amand_r December 15 2009, 05:04:33 UTC

NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD!

YOU SHOULD NEVER FUCK WITH IANTO. FUCKING IANTO, HOWEVER, IS AN ALTOGETHER DIFFERENT MATTER. MMMM.

Although if you do, can you link me? I don't know your fic journal, and I like to see stuff.

ophymirage December 15 2009, 05:43:05 UTC

we'd be delighted to link you! http://loveslashangst.livejournal.com/56838.html

LSA does most of the writing, and I do mostly betaing, but some of the stuff on the site is mine. yay! :) And we are quite positive about the gloriousness (and plain hard work) of fucking Ianto. mmmm, indeed!

amand_r December 15 2009, 05:44:44 UTC

Oh! I didn't know you did recs over there!

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