Fic: Thundersmack (Ianto/Hart, R) for lionessvalenti

[amand_r]

Title: Thundersmack
Author: amand_r
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto/Hart
Rating: R
Wordcount: 2,350
Author's Notes: For lionessvalenti, an excellent pornicator, and a great co-writer. Happy Crimmas. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for the betazzercise!
Summary: Jesus, Hart was unmanageable.

Comments

[remuslives23]

*swallows hard*

I want to piss off Ianto. Very, very badly.

GUH!

[amand_r]

Hah. I would rather piss off Hart. Or get Hart to piss me off. YAY!

Glad you liked!

[paragraphs]

SQUEE! CLAP CLAP LOL!!! I am laughing so hard at Hart--GO IANTO! Ha!

You captured Impossible Hart so wonderfully. LOVED it. LOVED the wink at the camera.

And, the final line. GRIN.

[amand_r]

Ianto is frustrated. What do you do? HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THE VERA?

[paragraphs]

And, there was a gong mention. Priceless!

[amand_r]

I put a gong in there? really?

[rm]

Love it. Love it love it love it.

[amand_r]

LOL THANKS.

[lawsontl]

Don't fuck with the teaboy!

[amand_r]

HE WILL SWAT YOU ONE.

[bethcarielle]

Wow.

[amand_r]

Yeah?

[bethcarielle]

Never really thought myself one for spanking 'til now. I, um, yeah. Wow.

[amand_r]

I'm not into spanking myself. This was actually pretty hard to write. I think if anything else would have happened in this fic, it would have been Ianto masturbating and then coming all over Hart's clothed arse like in Secretary.