Day Two in productive blogging. No, really!

[amand_r]

Blogging by numbers:

1. For the love of god, can someone explain the meaning of 'pimps down; hos up'?

2. Why aren't more people giving edIT money? GIVE HIM MONEY, PEOPLE

Comments

[kickair8p]

"With my plan to STIMULATE the economy well underway, I plan to blow the rest of it on booze and hookers. No really, probably more toys and decent lube."

Remember -- no silicon-based lube on your Cone! (Yes, I read the promos.) I'm still hung up on "hundred-dollar vibrator!?!?!" But if they come out with one in a nice warm shade of green, I'm in trouble.

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[amand_r]

YES, I KNOW. I KNOW ABOUT THE LUBE.

[irishkate]

I own a rabbit - he is in the library - he doesn't take batteries though he would sniff them if I left them on the ground. He likes cabbage and eating my curtains.

[amand_r]

LOL. Don't get me wrong, I understand the point of the rabbit, I just don't know why they were like, 'let's shape it like a rabbit! The ladies like rabbits!'

[reddwarfer]

Well...I own a rabbit. (And a hot pink dildo the size of my forearm and a minivibe) and I have to say I like the rabbit. It's also hot pink.

[amand_r]

I own many dildos and other things, but strangely no harness for them. That should be on my list.

[reddwarfer]

It should! Also, I think the reason why all my dildos are pink is because: think pink, think dink.

I dunno. Possibly, I'm crazy.

[amand_r]

Okay. Mine are mostly purple. I don't recall the reason for that.

[crowie]

Alnwick castle? The one in Northumbria that had bits of Potter filmed in it?

I've done sword demos there a few times (even the only time ever I've got a wound that bled from a sword happened there, I still have a small scar) They have a raptor show there too sometimes which is cool to watch, and the castle itself is beautiful.

[amand_r]

Yeah, that's what it's called! Yeah, she's doing the happy Harry Potter thing with her fannish friend. I'm sure they're geeking out right now.

Man, my brain is obviously in a wrong place, since by 'raptor' I'm sure you meant 'bird of prey,' but my brain was like, 'Velociraptors? In the UK? AWESOME.'

[moljn]

You're not the only one.

And I'm glad to hear that your mother got to go on her trip. She'll have an awesome time, I'm sure.

[amand_r]

Yeah, she's having a good time. When she has the computer on, gchat video function is a great feature!

[sanginmychains]

Good sex toys -- not cheap. But well worth the price of admission. I mean, if you count it as minutes of happiness per dollar, then sex toys are up there with nice yarn.

[amand_r]

Yeah. I actually didn't really blink at the price. I did blink at the price of the feelDoe that I want, but that's because the online store I was perusing them in had marked it up.